What are some headcanons you have for the walker? Could be silly or more serious.
I really like giving them stupid and silly headcanons lol
I have the most disorganised head ever but I will try my best to translate my headcanons. This will all be in a school/college context. This became so in depth and I just relised you said silly head canonsā¦ hope this works!ā
1. Collie is Barkovitchās BIGGEST hater. He has around 21 total hate accounts all on different platforms just dedicated to dawging on that freak. Barkovitch is trying to be a better person after meeting the musketeers but its very much trial and error. Collie his rooting for his change but until then he will forever post all the racist things Gary said on twitter back in highschool, he shanāt ever live that down. The best part about it is no one suspects Collie because everyone respects him and sees him as sweet (he is, just not to Gary)
2. Art actually has a lengthy track record of basic shenanigans from his teens. He thought repenting was a sort of loop hole for about 2 months when he was 15. He never did anything super bad, it was really all just trespassing and property damage charges (he egged alot of houses) but to this day its his biggest shame. Weed was actually the most illegal thing he did, but he tells people he was a horrible kid back in the day and they think heās talking about like assault and shit but then heās just like,
āI would never hurt someone, who do you think I am. Noā¦ it was drugsā¦ what drugs? *sigh* the devils lettuceā¦ I KNOW ITS BAD IāM PROMISE IāM REFORMEDā
He greened out once and thought it was gods punishment, never touched anything bad again (except a cigarette or two)
3. Ray is scared heās not queer enough. Pete tries to take him to events but he has this weird fear that they will sniff him out and shame him for not being gay enough (heās plenty queer, literally no one cares) One time he met a off the clock drag queen and used he/him pronouns, he then crumbled to the floor saying
āIāM SORRY I DIDNāT ASK WHAT PRONOUNS YOU USE WHILST YOUāRE NOT DRESSED UP. IāM SORRY I DONāT MEAN ITS LIKE DRESS UP WHAT YOU DO IS VERY HARD AND YOU ARE VERY TALENTEDā
No one cared, but his stomach still drops when he thinks about it.
4. Collie and pete help as youth workers for the cityās youth program. They help set up gigs for young artists mainly, they sometimes also give out free music lessons on days their local youth hub is open!! They are both very good with kids and love helping out the community so its a win win. They dragged Stebbins along one time and he got made fun of pretty hard by some teens for his purple pants, Stebbins will never live down that shame.
5. Stebbins wrote ALOT of creepypasta fan fics as a teen, like ALOT ALOTā¦ his favourite was laughing Jack and he went as him one year for halloween. When people talk down creepy pastas around him he gets very defensive but never explains why.
6. Barkovitch has a funk he can never get rid of, its not that bad but it is noticeable.
7. Stebbins, Garraty, Clementine, Hank and Harkness all did some form of musical theatre growing up. They help out with their local Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast!! Stebbins has played Frankān Furter quite a bit and Harkness is top pick for brad. Jan has been Janet a couple different times and there was one time where Clementine subbed in for Magentas actress. To quickly add on to this, Clementine met Hank due to their highschool musical theatre program. They were both each others first relationship, turns out they are also both queerā¦ they are absolutely best friends though!! They were together for quite a while, they are both bi but just have a preference for the same gender. They simply couldnāt sustain a romantic relationship.
8. Art couldnāt say yellow growing up and had to get a speech therapist, it was very cute but he was pissed because it meant no one took him seriously in primary school.
9. Hank has broken both his legs skate boarding, he kept the cast and the funk of them filled his room for a bit. Its like a trophy tho he canāt get rid of them.
10. Barkovitch probably ate alot inedible things growing up to prove to the other kids he was tough and cool (IT DID NOT WORK!!)
11. Harkness grew up playing piano and never forgot the skill. Stebbins writes poems and sometimes they collaborate to create songs. The lyrics are rather disturbing where has the music is super calming.
12. Collie and Hank both host movie nights every month, they are always themed and ALWAYS dress up parties. Their best one to date was a happy feet watch party, everyone drank alot and showed up as different penguins. They all picked out their heart song and then had a karaoke sesh. The clean up afterwards was not pretty tho.
Thats all I can write down for now I fear. THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!!
