british people be like willy and bollocks torture

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

certified iconic post

The Joker be like: heeheehahahahahahaha!!! I creampied you, batman!!!

wait

Love wins

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

literally is there a relationship dynamic more inherently erotic and sexually tense than “target, and the assassin/bounty hunter/detective/etc who is hunting them down” i think the hell not