I love men zone

SLOT MACHINE SPECIAL ABILITIES??? Each with individual cut scenes for each character on the slots and sometimes a random little flashback or picture in the top left corner.

Whack as fuck but also incredibly fun

ACTIVATING COMBAT MODE every single fuckignfhsgfbtime god forbid a guy want to walk without wall hugging to bypass the stupid combat pop ups (I'm not here to fight I'm here to see beautiful men)

Beach episode when Zack fights clones with a parasol whilst he is tiddies out in his long ass swimming trunks

How both me playing and Zack himself never have a fucking clue what is going on

The fact Zack is simply just a fucking idiot and doesn't even know how to spell tsengs name also the fact he is renoundly know as the puppyboy soldier

HIS FLIPPHON3 THAT HE USES TO TALK TO HIS FRIENDS AND RECIEVE HATEFUL EMAILS FROM ONE LITTLE GIRL. (Also all of the yuffie side quests r so silly shinra orchestrating elaborate treasure quests to please this child that zack made cry one time and then has continued to make cry is so fucking stupid I love jt)

The stupid sneak mechanic mission where you can't let his body temp drop bur also how broke the crouch is?? Awful time doing that

How awkward nearly every single line or action is I love the huge pauses also every one of zacks voice lines r so stimable.

Me? GONGAGA

Zacks squats including the whole squat competition mission he does to get parts so he can build his ugly ass shinra cart that aerith wants nothing to do with.

Every single aerith and zack scene is special to me but specifically helloooooo and then their park date where aerith shits on soldiers and then is like don't worry you have pretty eyes ur one of the good ones <33

Also zack being humongous in comparison to his gf and bf

Cloud n zack. That's it end post.

You fool I cannot simply end it just like that:

THE MASS AMOUNTS OF TIMES ZACK JUST LEAVES MY BOY PLONKED. INCLUDING WHEN HE LETS HIM GET DRAGGED LIKE A LITTLE SLUG ACROSS HIS HOME TURF.

Yes zack leaving that weak frail blond twink in the fetal position whilst his home town burns to the ground around him is totally fine. XLEARLY IT WAS SINCE TWO MINUTES LATER CLOUD IS SENDING HIM FUCKING EMAILS FROM THE FLOOR.

Also clouds wet and pathetic fan mail make me actually want to vomit he needs to get a grip and get over his crush on this man instead of forming his entire personhood around him.(also the gay ass montage of zack from clouds perspective is gross I hate gay people)

Back to straight people aeriths 89 letters and the fact that tseng kept them all to give to zack I love the bond that man has with the turks in fact I love the bond that man has with anyone I would fall for soldier propaganda for him too.

Okay end post for real or ill go on forever I'm sure I'll be back for more.

ps FUCK GENESIS QUIT YOUR YAPPING YOU ANNOYING ASS ENGLISH LIT STUDENT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GAY ASS PLAY

okay now I'm thinking about genesis and the fact he made his clones eat zacks hair? PUT THAT DOWN HIS BEAUTIFUL LOCKS.

I shallnt get into any sephiroth stuff however. HOW DID CLOUD PICK THAT GIANT ASS MAN AND HIS SWORD UP WITH THOSE WIDDLY LITTLE ARMS PRE MAKO??? Ultimate sleeper build I guess.