jasper

Pssh, I’m never calling the cops. They are a bunch of assholes who if they can’t find something wrong will make shit up out of boredom. I can’t say who did this time or what the fuck they gave for some reason, all I know is I got an earful when I paid my rent about depressing property values or some bullshit.

Nah, no perfect angels here. Only that if you buy a building in Port Henry, should have known what you’re signing up for. Can’t get all twisted up over a couple noise complaints or a hole punched in the wall. Shit happens. 

Are all landlords in Port Henry shitty? Every little thing gets them bent out of shape. Do they realize where they own apartments? If the cops haven’t been called to the building once a week I don’t believe it.

Nope. Don’t know the guy at all. Don’t really hang out with the officer types. Look I’m not going to sit around trying to decide who is lying or not because that’s a waste of my time, and not my problem. I dunno, I thought there was a rivalry. Cops probably pissed people hate them and firefighters get the hot stereotype. 

Everyone sounds confident he did it to me. That’s the thing now, yeah? Believe women. Trust me if those cops had anything they’d be all about locking him up. And a firefighter. Isn’t that like a rivalry. Bet they would have loved that.