i'm a mirrorball

Are you friends with him or something? I think we should believe women. Believe everyone, really. If someone has been hurt... why would you want to think they’re lying? — Is there really a rivalry? I thought they made that up for TV.

I don’t believe anything. I just... I want to see people safe. That’s all.

Well it’s not for cleaning, because you never clean.

Do I even... want to know what you need bleach for?

I mean... I don’t know if he did it. But I think that I would rather believe a potential victim than a potential abuser. 

I just don’t understand. If he really hurt someone, shouldn’t the cops be protecting us and not him? Letting him go just turns a monster lose on the people who the police are supposed to be helping.

Wren’s more of a people person, you know? She’s outgoing, confident. I guess the whole... what you guys do at the Bare Minimum works for her, but it’s definitely not for me. I could never be a stripper. I’m a nursing student. Trying to take as many classes as I can to finish as soon as possible. That way I can get started on helping people.

You’re strippers. Wren could never be an accountant. She sucks at math.

We get that a lot. Not intentional, just... sometimes I forget not everyone knows the difference. Especially if they’ve met Wren but not me. And you’ve clearly met Wren. — Madison? Wren’s mentioned you once or twice. All good things, though. I really didn’t mean to make you think you were crazy.

Oh my god — you thought I was Wren this whole time. It’s Thea. Wren’s book nerd of a younger sister... by five minutes. Give or take a few seconds. 

Am I... not supposed to be serious? I thought safety was something you guys took seriously.

I mean, what if the FBI presence keeps you guys safe? What’s the likelihood that two guys are that stupid with this town crawling with Feds?

I mean... isn’t it a good thing that the FBI is involved? More hands on deck means a less likely chance that something like this happens again, and the FBI is supposed to keep us safe, so... maybe it’s better to be safe than sorry if there ever is a next time. Which hopefully there’s not. Since he’s in jail.

So the best advice is... if I’m unlucky enough that you smash the windows of my hypothetical car, I should just eat the fine because the court will never get around to seeing me? I’ll keep that in mind. 

It’s kind of sad that people can’t even follow the most basic rules. Don’t park in front of the fire hydrant, don’t park in the fire lane, don’t yell fire in a movie theater... well, unless there’s a fire. Do you reimburse people for the damage?

You smashed their windows? That seems... aggressive. Necessary, but aggressive.