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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…
Here’s part of Disney’s statement…
Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.
And because context is everything…
Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.
Last, but not least:
I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.
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I have watched this so many times and couldn't figure out where the one with the mismatched socks went when they were all jumping together in the hallway. He seemed to just disappear. I figured he jumped around the corner into the room behind them, but then I realised that he jumped into the arms of the guy in the grey pants who then carries him to safety while the third one attacks with the shoe. I would protect these bros with my life
ok i’ll bite. what’s pride
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Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!
I’m dy i n g at the cheers he’s getting:
“ES DIOS” (“IT’S GOD”)
“ERES DIOS HERMANO” (“YOU’RE GOD, BRO”)
“HA VENIDO A VERNOS” (“HE’S COME TO SEE US”)
A bashful young wombat trots up to you… Your day improves.
Why are cishet men like this...
Only good response.
"banned"

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This is so cool
Everything changes while everything stays exactly the same
me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?
trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.
but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed
buy every sandwich just in case
combining my knowledge of urban planning with the hours of video essays on horror i’ve consumed to come to the conclusion that the real monster is car culture
ok so let me explain. an oft repeated saying in urban planning circles is that cars are the dominant species on the planet. this is based on a 1960s cartoon that satirizes the north american obsession with cars, how much space we devote to them, and how we design our entire cities and lives around them. in jacob geller’s video on the architecture of alienation he talks about the fear created when a space we expect to be built and designed for us subverts those expectations and becomes hostile or incomprehensible. to many people who can’t access vehicles or proper documentation to be able to drive this is exactly what the car-centric city becomes. it is a place that should be designed for people but is not and is hostile towards those who are unable to drive, think about suburbs with no sidewalks or urban food deserts with no grocery stores within walking distance. not to mention the danger imposed by cars themselves, especially when car manufacturers are locked in an arms race to make the biggest, bulkiest vehicle in the name of supposed safety for the driver with very little regard for pedestrians and cyclists. altogether, a car centric city is a horror unto itself.
Sometimes i like to think about pokemon cards illustrated by Yuka Morii
For those unaware: Yuka Morii is an artist that makes little models of pokemon and photographs them in nature! Her cards are amazing and i would die for all of them
Here's some more! She's been doing this for two decades!!!
she was the legend behind the set of transformed ditto cards back in the day
One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
i have a friend whomst I will not name in case they don’t want to be asked about this but they have a Very Specific and Terrible power which is, if you take the online BDSM quiz and then just simply mention you have, they can look at you for under ten seconds and just state your top result.
I can’t tell you anything more soul-shattering, any death more instant and devastating, any moment more harrowing to witness than someone saying “yeah i took the BDSM quiz once” only for my friend to no more than glance at them and then announce “brat” and the look in the person’s eyes is that of one who just tipped too far back in their chair
and they say xmen aren’t real
I think your friend might be an actual regular telepath who just figured out the funniest way to use their powers
obsessed with this take