Luka x Vesemir

skirting around my adamant ‘canon geralt is oblivious’ hc with a modern au because I a) wanted to make this joke a b) wanted regis in scrubs

i thought about this again and it cracked me up fuck all yall im hilarious

Why would you hide this in the tags??

The Witcher Episode 4 “Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials”

(insp)

this interaction genuinely cracked me up so much, i get that it’s supposed to be geralt being concerned or something but it just looks like he saw a hot pink drowner

some modern au classics

Hmm.

today i offer you smol pocket bat regis :>

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and maybe he did it because she’s been through so much and even though he can’t give her cintra back, he can make her feel a little more like home

Ciri: I want new clothes Geralt: Your clothes are fine Ciri: :((( Geralt: ...I'm going to spend all my cash on your clothes, pls smile

Chinese meme

(x x x)

jaskier: This one is fine

If I want something, I don’t dream of it – I act. And I always get what I want