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sorry guys, I literally just watched season 2. that was crazy, right? :)
I Will Bring You Ruin
Prince!Jaskier x Gladiator/Bedwarmer Geralt AU.
Part 6. Rated Mature.
MASTER LIST OF CHAPTERS
Geralt wakes up feeling a lightness in his chest. It is the first time he has felt such a thing in a very long time. He gazes at the ceiling and a soft smile flickers onto his face. But then, he remembers where he is. He sees the bars. He smells the reeking pot in the corner. He hears the shouts of the guards waking the others for training.
As the memory of where he is washes over him, he feels grief. He sees Ciri’s face in his mind’s eye, and a sob almost breaks free of his throat. This is his morning routine. Remember. Suppress grief. Lay quietly until numb. Allow the rage to spread. It is the only thing that can get him onto his feet.
But today something else, try as he might to deny it, pulls him to his feet. It is the thought of the prince, of his face, making its way through the gloom of Geralt's existence again.
The Witcher + Text Posts [4/?]
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Jaskier using ‘artist’ as a term for queer
The mandatory “only the yennskiers won this season and nobody else” moodboard
yennskier + text posts bonus:
Okay but what are jaskier's fans gonna think when he starts writing positive songs about Geralt again? Do you think it'll be like that bones/no bones thing on tiktok?
"What's the bard's mood today?"
"Well last night he sang a ballad called Whoreson of Rivia."
"Oh shit."
THE WITCHER SEASON 2 Geralt, Jaskier and Roach

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Has this been done yet??
something that brings me great joy: geralt needing to take ciri shopping to get clothes and being able to pull legally blonde levels of “surprise bitch i have a lot of knowledge of clothes you won’t cheat me” from years of traveling with jaskier. geralt might not use the knowledge for himself (the man names every horse roach, he picks like two styles of shirts and trousers that work and gets them in the same material every single time), but he has the knowledge. jaskier has talked SO MUCH about fashion during his time with geralt. even if he’s only listening 50% of the time, he’s still going to know so much about clothes against his will.
salesclerk, thinking she’s going to pull a fast one, speaking to ciri: “and oh, this one has such lovely rose embroidery! this pattern is the peak of fashion in the big cities right now.”
geralt, from where he’s been lurking in the corner to keep an eye on the door, barely glancing over: “done in silk thread?”
salesclerk, confused but still shooting her shot: “indeed!”
geralt, totally deadpan: “you can’t get the finish on those flowers done in silk. it would have to be linen or a linen blend. and that pattern isn’t current. it was stylish in oxenfurt four years ago, and now the popular pattern is plain vines.”
#geralt secretly knowing SO MUCH about fashion #like to the point that even hE didn’t fully know what he knew #jaskier has made him such an expert on clothes #entirely against geralt’s will or knowledge #why does geralt have such strong opinions on velvet vs sateen?? #he weeps for he does not know #where is this knowledge from? #what witchcraft has jaskier used #he sees a flounce in a dress #and rolls his eyes entirely automatically #oh no #the training #the training from jaskier has taken over HOW DID IT HAPPEN (via @penandinkprincess)
Geralt @ Ciri immediately afterwards: We are never mentioning this to Jaskier. We take this to our graves. I need you to promise you won’t say a word, Ciri.
Joey Batey is walking around with a new album on his hip and knowing why Geralt needs Jaskiers help and what happens to our bard and having full knowledge he got the internet wrapped around his finger and whats he doing?!!??!!?? Drinking in his back garden in Soho?!???? My guy you could rule NATIONS right now
thinking about jaskier’s “geralt’s always so stingy with the details” comment at the beginning of their friendship and have a proposal: it’s not necessarily geralt directly wanting to frustrate jaskier into leaving (although in his more petty moments at the start, kind of, yeah), but geralt has never really HAD anyone to listen to him before, so part of it is just a lack of practice. villagers pay him to deal with their monsters, yeah, but they don’t really want stories afterwards. they get queasy enough when he brings them the heads. and even though they want to know about unusual monsters for the sake of their own knowledge, even his brothers and vesemir don’t really want to hear about fighting things they already fight.
so geralt at the start at least entertains jaskier’s questions, but he answers the same way he would answer an alderman. “what monster was it?” “griffin.” “how did you kill it?” “sword.” he’s trying to give jaskier what he wants, but he doesn’t entirely KNOW what jaskier wants from him. he’s not lying or evading, he’s just naturally more reserved with his words, and he’s not used to giving anything beyond what did you kill, how did you kill it, is the job done, when are you leaving our town?
so jaskier perceives it as geralt keeping the good stuff back when it’s not that at all, and this miscommunication persists until jaskier’s being particularly whiny one day about geralt’s report on a hunt and geralt snaps “I don’t know what more you want!” with genuine frustration, and jaskier starts thinking. he still doesn’t have the full sketch of geralt’s life out of this, of course, but it’s enough to start working on.
so jaskier learns to be more direct and specific with his questions (”so how did you know it would be a werewolf?” “what did you do about the extra claws?”), and geralt warms up to having someone who WANTS to listen to him, who WANTS him to keep talking.
I saw this and I had to, I'm sorry.

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bard too cute, must kiss
okay but other witchers wanting to “steal” jaskier away but not being entirely sure how geralt got him in the first place (geralt is also not sure), so jaskier is subject to a whole gamut of witcher “courting” with mixed results.
some witchers ping onto “the bard likes colorful things! the bard will WANT colorful things!” which delights jaskier to no end because he DOES like shiny and bright things, you are correct! thank you for the bracelets! geralt come look!
some witchers go the route of “the bard likes singing stories about creatures! the bard will want to go watch me killing creatures!” jaskier does enjoy these for the short time they last before he almost gets eaten by a manticore, and geralt’s patience with that whole approach is over.
still others think “the bard likes studying creatures! the bard will want souvenirs of creatures! he’s a noble! they love having weird things!” which gets jaskier a variety of very interesting teeth and paws and spines until it culminates in aiden, in true cat fashion, plopping down an entire kikimore in front of the door of the inn jaskier’s staying at one night. jaskier is fascinated and would like to keep it if he could, but geralt is very grouchy about them being summarily evicted from the premises and won’t let him carry it on roach.
eventually they all come to the very irritating conclusion of “the bard likes geralt! he wants to travel only with geralt!” and they’re all very grumbly about it, frankly.