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It has come to my attention that "Mackerel Snapper" is a "Slur" for Catholics.

I will be Reclaiming this, I think.

Feel free to send Anonymous Messages to me, using this Hateful, yet Silly phrase.

#Catholic #Catholicism #Mackerel Snapper

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rapier-roach

Wishing I was Corny as Kansas in August, right now.

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Wishing I was Normal as Blueberry Pie, right now.

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Wishing I was in a Conventional Dither, with a Conventional Star in my Eye, right now.

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Wishing I could note there's a Lump in my throat when I speak about somebody, right now.

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Wishing I was as Trite and as Gay as a Daisy in May, right now.

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Wishing I was Bromidic and Bright as a Moon-Happy Night pouring Light on the Dew, right now.

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Wishing I was High as a Flag on the 4th of July, right now.

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Wishing someone could excuse the expression I use, right now.

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Wishing I could say I'm in Love, right now.

rapier-roach

Day 2 of Wishing.

Gonna Reblog this until I no longer Yearn.

Day 4 of Wishing.

Day 5 of Wishing.

Day 7 of Wishing.

Day 8 of Wishing.

Day 9 of Wishing.

Day 25 of Wishing.

I didn't stop wishing between these. My Computer got messed up.

rapier-roach

Day 26 of Wishing.

I've been going on a lotta walks, lately.

It's nice.

Day 30 of Wishing.

Day 31 of Wishing.

Day 32 of Wishing.

Are you ok

Yes. I am just Lonely. But isn't everyone?

To fall in Love would be nice.

I didn't come up with those lines, by the way. That's from a song called "A Wonderful Guy!"

Day 33 of Wishing.

Day 34 of Wishing.

Day 36 of Wishing.

Day 38 of Wishing.

Day 40 of Wishing

Day 41 of Wishing.

Day 46 of Wishing.

Day 50 of Wishing, it would seem. I miscounted early on.

Day 54 of Wishing.

Day 57 of Wishing.

Day 65 of Wishing.

Day 582 of Wishing.

HELLO??? YOU’RE STILL GOING???

rapier-roach

Yes, Yes I am. Day 584 of Wishing.

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Day 590 of Wishing.

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Day 615 of Wishing.

francisofgotham

Hey, guy. How you holding up?

rapier-roach

Just Peachy, Francis!

Day 626 of Wishing.

mileymint

Ralsei from the hit AAA classic, unrelated:

A. fluffy friend who knows too much, also may be lying to us about several things B. Somehow the knight (trust me) and using the fountains to build an evil* army C. ralsei is girl (real) D. is Asriel, and also somehow sans

rapier-roach

The Answer is C)! He too Girl to be Boy.

Baking, and Pink, and being Nice, and wearing a Tunic, is Lady Stuff!

This is why Susie, has secretly been a Fella this whole time. Ever heard the song "A Boy named Sue" by Johnny Cash? Clearly, The Fox has been taking inspiration from one of the greats.

Notice that Sue is Purple, in the Light World. A color much closer to a Manly Blue, than some STUPID GIRL COLOR(!), like Pink.

You might bring to my attention that in the Dark World, Sue is Pink. This is an obvious Misdirect. I can't believe ya fell for it, honestly. After all, he immediately makes friends with the Boy-est Character in all of Deltarune, so far. Lancer. The Epitome of Boys will be Boys.

You may be thinking that Sue should have become friends with Kris quicker, considering they're blue in the dark world, but nah. They're yellow in the Light World. If Purple is Sue's true color, then why would Kris be any different? Far as I can tell, Yellow ain't very close to Blue or Pink.

(Somebody remind me to look at colors later, to see which it's closer to.)

If Sue ain't a Dude, why would that Reindeer like him so much? Clearly, Noelle sees through His disguise. Berdly doesn't, but if he did he'd still want a smooch. Kissing the Homies is a real thing, you guys. Trust me.

What does the story gain from this? I dunno. The Fox just does stuff, sometimes.

Anyway, that's my "theory" (if you can call something objectively correct a theory).

rapier-roach

@mileymint

I'm Bringing back this Absolute Hammer of Truth.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Corny as Kansas in August, right now.

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Wishing I was Normal as Blueberry Pie, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was in a Conventional Dither, with a Conventional Star in my Eye, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could note there's a Lump in my throat when I speak about somebody, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was as Trite and as Gay as a Daisy in May, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Bromidic and Bright as a Moon-Happy Night pouring Light on the Dew, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was High as a Flag on the 4th of July, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing someone could excuse the expression I use, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could say I'm in Love, right now.

rapier-roach

Day 2 of Wishing.

Gonna Reblog this until I no longer Yearn.

Day 4 of Wishing.

Day 5 of Wishing.

Day 7 of Wishing.

Day 8 of Wishing.

Day 9 of Wishing.

Day 25 of Wishing.

I didn't stop wishing between these. My Computer got messed up.

rapier-roach

Day 26 of Wishing.

I've been going on a lotta walks, lately.

It's nice.

Day 30 of Wishing.

Day 31 of Wishing.

Day 32 of Wishing.

Are you ok

Yes. I am just Lonely. But isn't everyone?

To fall in Love would be nice.

I didn't come up with those lines, by the way. That's from a song called "A Wonderful Guy!"

Day 33 of Wishing.

Day 34 of Wishing.

Day 36 of Wishing.

Day 38 of Wishing.

Day 40 of Wishing

Day 41 of Wishing.

Day 46 of Wishing.

Day 50 of Wishing, it would seem. I miscounted early on.

Day 54 of Wishing.

Day 57 of Wishing.

Day 65 of Wishing.

Day 582 of Wishing.

HELLO??? YOU’RE STILL GOING???

rapier-roach

Yes, Yes I am. Day 584 of Wishing.

rapier-roach

Day 590 of Wishing.

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Day 615 of Wishing.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Corny as Kansas in August, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Normal as Blueberry Pie, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was in a Conventional Dither, with a Conventional Star in my Eye, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could note there's a Lump in my throat when I speak about somebody, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was as Trite and as Gay as a Daisy in May, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Bromidic and Bright as a Moon-Happy Night pouring Light on the Dew, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was High as a Flag on the 4th of July, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing someone could excuse the expression I use, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could say I'm in Love, right now.

rapier-roach

Day 2 of Wishing.

Gonna Reblog this until I no longer Yearn.

Day 4 of Wishing.

Day 5 of Wishing.

Day 7 of Wishing.

Day 8 of Wishing.

Day 9 of Wishing.

Day 25 of Wishing.

I didn't stop wishing between these. My Computer got messed up.

rapier-roach

Day 26 of Wishing.

I've been going on a lotta walks, lately.

It's nice.

Day 30 of Wishing.

Day 31 of Wishing.

Day 32 of Wishing.

Are you ok

Yes. I am just Lonely. But isn't everyone?

To fall in Love would be nice.

I didn't come up with those lines, by the way. That's from a song called "A Wonderful Guy!"

Day 33 of Wishing.

Day 34 of Wishing.

Day 36 of Wishing.

Day 38 of Wishing.

Day 40 of Wishing

Day 41 of Wishing.

Day 46 of Wishing.

Day 50 of Wishing, it would seem. I miscounted early on.

Day 54 of Wishing.

Day 57 of Wishing.

Day 65 of Wishing.

Day 582 of Wishing.

HELLO??? YOU’RE STILL GOING???

rapier-roach

Yes, Yes I am. Day 584 of Wishing.

rapier-roach

Day 590 of Wishing.

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rapier-roach

Wishing I was Corny as Kansas in August, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Normal as Blueberry Pie, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was in a Conventional Dither, with a Conventional Star in my Eye, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could note there's a Lump in my throat when I speak about somebody, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was as Trite and as Gay as a Daisy in May, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Bromidic and Bright as a Moon-Happy Night pouring Light on the Dew, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was High as a Flag on the 4th of July, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing someone could excuse the expression I use, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could say I'm in Love, right now.

rapier-roach

Day 2 of Wishing.

Gonna Reblog this until I no longer Yearn.

Day 4 of Wishing.

Day 5 of Wishing.

Day 7 of Wishing.

Day 8 of Wishing.

Day 9 of Wishing.

Day 25 of Wishing.

I didn't stop wishing between these. My Computer got messed up.

rapier-roach

Day 26 of Wishing.

I've been going on a lotta walks, lately.

It's nice.

Day 30 of Wishing.

Day 31 of Wishing.

Day 32 of Wishing.

Are you ok

Yes. I am just Lonely. But isn't everyone?

To fall in Love would be nice.

I didn't come up with those lines, by the way. That's from a song called "A Wonderful Guy!"

Day 33 of Wishing.

Day 34 of Wishing.

Day 36 of Wishing.

Day 38 of Wishing.

Day 40 of Wishing

Day 41 of Wishing.

Day 46 of Wishing.

Day 50 of Wishing, it would seem. I miscounted early on.

Day 54 of Wishing.

Day 57 of Wishing.

Day 65 of Wishing.

Day 582 of Wishing.

HELLO??? YOU’RE STILL GOING???

rapier-roach

Yes, Yes I am. Day 584 of Wishing.

trinketstar

What's that 100 year old storybook about the girl who woke up in a world of living toys? It's got that cute but creepy vintage charm...

(Sorry i accidentally made an AU. Im gonna call it The Amazing Toy Circus circa 1924 or something.)

@mileymint

I am Real.

I am like 75% sure you're not, actually.

rapier-roach

If I'm not real, then why do I think that Bugs are cool?

Surely a Robot wouldn't like Bugs.

springsgreenleaves

rapier-roach

Wall-E is a Based Outlier, but I see your Point.

Would a Robot be Catholic? That'd be weird and unnatural, don't ya think?

springsgreenleaves

A 2-day conference focusing on the impact of robotics and artificial intelligence on humanity, that began in the Vatican on Thursday, is bei

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rapier-roach

Heh.

I think not.

springsgreenleaves

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rapier-roach

It's a Can Colster.

I forgot the name.

springsgreenleaves

Robot confirmed.

rapier-roach

Why would a Robot forget the Name?

C'mon!

springsgreenleaves

Corrupted memory files. Obviously.

rapier-roach

What must I do to prove I am not a Robot, Cruel Spring Person?

springsgreenleaves

:O

rapier-roach

I could provide you with a bad sketch of something? Only a Human could be so unskilled in Art as I.

springsgreenleaves

One of the ways we can check for AI generated images is by seeing if all the lines line up.

rapier-roach

I made this a year or so back.

Look at that Low Quality. It looks like a 10 Year Old Drew it.

AI at that point would either make something Incoherent, or mildly Decent looking. This is clarly the Mediocre work of a 16 year old with no skill using Pencils and Markers.

It couldn't possibly create something like this!

springsgreenleaves

Those blue lines in the background are impressively straight, did you use a ruler or straight-edge?

rapier-roach

No, the Note Book I was using just has those.

So you know where to write words.

springsgreenleaves

......only a robot would draw in a notebook.

rapier-roach

It was all I had.

Would a Robot get creative with the Holes in a Notebook to draw a Shocked Faces?

springsgreenleaves

Obviously.

rapier-roach

Starting to think maybe you're an AI designed to be a Contrarian.

Are you a robot, Ma'am?

springsgreenleaves

abort mission abort mission

rapier-roach

This AI is gonna steal my sketches, and learn how to make Mediocre Art that looks like it was drawn on a Notebook!

Truly, nothing is sacred to this Machine.

springsgreenleaves

rapier-roach

Ya hear that, fellas? I'm Peak!

rapier-roach

582 Days, and I am Still a Real Guy.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Corny as Kansas in August, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Normal as Blueberry Pie, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was in a Conventional Dither, with a Conventional Star in my Eye, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could note there's a Lump in my throat when I speak about somebody, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was as Trite and as Gay as a Daisy in May, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was Bromidic and Bright as a Moon-Happy Night pouring Light on the Dew, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I was High as a Flag on the 4th of July, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing someone could excuse the expression I use, right now.

rapier-roach

Wishing I could say I'm in Love, right now.

rapier-roach

Day 2 of Wishing.

Gonna Reblog this until I no longer Yearn.

Day 4 of Wishing.

Day 5 of Wishing.

Day 7 of Wishing.

Day 8 of Wishing.

Day 9 of Wishing.

Day 25 of Wishing.

I didn't stop wishing between these. My Computer got messed up.

rapier-roach

Day 26 of Wishing.

I've been going on a lotta walks, lately.

It's nice.

Day 30 of Wishing.

Day 31 of Wishing.

Day 32 of Wishing.

Are you ok

Yes. I am just Lonely. But isn't everyone?

To fall in Love would be nice.

I didn't come up with those lines, by the way. That's from a song called "A Wonderful Guy!"

Day 33 of Wishing.

Day 34 of Wishing.

Day 36 of Wishing.

Day 38 of Wishing.

Day 40 of Wishing

Day 41 of Wishing.

Day 46 of Wishing.

Day 50 of Wishing, it would seem. I miscounted early on.

Day 54 of Wishing.

Day 57 of Wishing.

Day 65 of Wishing.

Day 582 of Wishing.

05/09/2025

Happy (almost) American Mother's Day!

#boooooooo what an awful pun #prev's tag #NO #IT'S A GREAT PUN!

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tgirl-thucydides

dr-docktor

germanknifemommy-deactivated202

That's a burger

7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110

chicken burger??

discodyke-dogthing

That’s a fucking chicken sandwich and not a burger I will die on this hill

vee-more-afraid

its a burger source: look at it

unpeeled-human

if you want to get semantical with it, it's a sandwich. the "patty" that burgers have tends to be ground (veggie burger = ground vegetable patty, beef burger = ground beef patty, etc). there are chicken burgers, made of ground chicken. in terms of how the ingredients are set up, this is a sandwich.

but, in the end, you can call whatever you want whatever you feel it should be and not care if you're wrong or right

mileymint

My question is why are there fucking PICKLES. IN THE CHICKEN SANDWICH.

rapier-roach

Because it tastes Good with The Chicken? That's just how they make it at Chick-Fil-A, Buttercup.

Have you never been?

mileymint

I will admit that I've never been to a Chick-Fil-A. But it still strikes me as odd to pickles with chicken and nothing else??

rapier-roach

It never struck me how strange it must look, because I've been eating there for a Decade. Regardless, it's a pretty nice sandwich.

newgodpho

#psychonauts 2 #norma natividad

fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp

Everyone please watch this show 😭

rapier-roach

I literally just started watching, and suddenly Memes and Videos start showing up on here?

Incredibly Fortuitous, Indeed!

tgirl-thucydides

dr-docktor

germanknifemommy-deactivated202

That's a burger

7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110

chicken burger??

discodyke-dogthing

That’s a fucking chicken sandwich and not a burger I will die on this hill

vee-more-afraid

its a burger source: look at it

unpeeled-human

if you want to get semantical with it, it's a sandwich. the "patty" that burgers have tends to be ground (veggie burger = ground vegetable patty, beef burger = ground beef patty, etc). there are chicken burgers, made of ground chicken. in terms of how the ingredients are set up, this is a sandwich.

but, in the end, you can call whatever you want whatever you feel it should be and not care if you're wrong or right

mileymint

My question is why are there fucking PICKLES. IN THE CHICKEN SANDWICH.

rapier-roach

Because it tastes Good with The Chicken? That's just how they make it at Chick-Fil-A, Buttercup.

Have you never been?

mileymint

When is My Birthday?

(Gotta frame it like a Question, because It's called an Ask, not an Answer.)

Hint:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

🎂🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎂

rapier-roach

Late, but Thanks!

Whoever this Little Creature is, it's very Cute!

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springsgreenleaves

Somebody slap some sense into me, quick.

rapier-roach

I couldn't possibly Slap someone on My Birthday! It'd ruin the Mood.

Come back tomorrow, and I'll do it.

Then again, I don't know how much good it'll do, considering you're an AI. I mean, what am I gonna do, slap a Computer?

springsgreenleaves

Heeeeeeeey everyone say happy birthday to the Bug!