makes me wanna die
RE9!Leon Kennedy x Reader
Leon's just so cute it makes you wanna die, or make him die, you're not exactly sure.
based on this request
Since retiring after his return to Raccoon City, Leon has…changed. He no longer has to undergo strenuous training exercises at headquarters, and he definitely isn’t using the muscles gained there to fight mutant infected anymore. So, he may or may not have gainedalittleweight.
The only thing keeping him from wanting to take a pair of scissors and snip off the new pudge around his waist is the way it makes you feral. Like a rabid animal at the scent of fresh meat, you’re drawn to it whenever he takes his shirt off or wears an especially tight pair of boxers, the thick band digging into the handles of fat on his sides.
“You’re so–ugh–fucking cute,” you squeal, burying your head into his gut, nuzzling your nose against it. “I love you so much. Ugh! I love you, I love you, I love you.”
“Okay now,” he says, patting your head. “That’s enough.” It really isn’t.
He can’t exist in the kitchen, washing dishes, or fresh from a shower with a towel wrapped around his hips without you smacking his ass with a force he didn’t know you had in you. If he’s lying on his stomach, it’s a guaranteed bet that you’re pulling down his boxers and digging your bite into his glute, hard enough to take with you a piece of skin and muscle if you wanted.
And his cheeks. Once round and prominent when he was just starting his career, before his body was chiseled into a fighting machine of marble and stone, they have since hollowed, but not to the point of being completely unpinchable. He’s figured out that much, his face constantly being smooshed together between your thumb and the rest of your digits.
“So cute,” you squeak, gobbling up his lips. “I could literally eat your face off. I could skin it and eat it, Leon. I could literally rip it from your skull and eat it.”
What the fuck?
Why does he like that?
