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i can’t stop drawing him with freckles
Leon Kennedy Headcanon - he's a sugar daddy
Just....whatever energy this is.
Like, Leon venmos you $100 randomly in the middle of the day. So you text him.
You: "Leon...why?"
Leon: "💜"
You: "I'm sending it back."
Leon: "Don't."
Five seconds later.
Leon: "If you feel like you need to earn it, send a picture of that pretty smile."
Bodyguard!Leon Kennedy: For Noticing pt 1
In which Leon Kennedy is assigned to protect a senator, but becomes the only person protecting you.
Words: 1.3k
The ballroom glittered beneath crystal chandeliers.
Government money had a particular look to it. Marble floors. String quartets. Champagne towers. Men in tuxedos discussing foreign policy like they weren't holding million-dollar glasses.
Leon hated events like this.
He stood near the edge of the room in a perfectly tailored black tuxedo that had probably cost more than his first police cruiser. An earpiece disappeared beneath neatly combed blond hair. Black gloves. Polished shoes.
He looked like he belonged there.
He didn't.

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Idk if I am back from the dead but have this
House-Husband Leon Kennedy: Learns Slang Exclusively From Neighborhood Children
In which Leon tries to pretend he knows what six-seven means. And before any of you ask...I don't know, either.
Words: 328
Last House-Husband Leon here
Leon was standing in the kitchen, trying to make his pasta sauce taste like his grandma's.
You wandered in, stealing a piece of shredded cheese from the counter.
Without looking up, he pointed the wooden spoon at you. "Hey."
"What?"
He nodded toward the cheese. "That's so six-seven."
therapy session #12: Simon Riley. (MDNI, 18+)
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The cuffs bite into Simon’s wrists under the table, cold steel against scarred skin. Fluorescent lights buzz overhead like they always do, but he’s not seeing any of it. Simon’s staring straight at you.
You sit across from him in that crisp blouse, skirt just modest enough to be professional, legs crossed at the ankle. Your voice is calm, clinical, asking about his “adjustment to the facility” like you always do. But Simon isn’t listening to a thing you have to say.
Fuck, look at her mouth when she says my name.
In his head he’s already got you bent over the metal table, that pretty blouse ripped open, buttons scattered across the floor. His hand fisted in your hair, dragging your head back so he can growl in your ear while he hikes that skirt up around your waist. No panties in his fantasy—just bare skin and the wetness he knows is waiting for him. He’d spread you with two thick fingers first, make you gasp his name like a confession instead of a diagnosis.
She’d be so tight. So fucking warm. Bet she’d try to stay quiet at first, try to keep that therapist voice… until I’m balls-deep and she’s moaning like she needs it.
He shifts in the chair, the restraints tugging as he tries to get some relief. His cock is half-hard already, pressing against the rough fabric of his prison uniform. You’re still talking—something about coping mechanisms—and all he can think about is how your thighs would tremble if he dropped to his knees right here, shoved your legs apart, and buried his tongue in you until your clipboard hit the floor.
She’d taste sweet. Wouldn’t be able to stay professional after that. I’d have her begging. “Simon, please—” like she’s the one locked up.
His eyes drop to your lips again, then lower to the modest neckline of your blouse. He imagines marking the soft skin there with teeth and stubble, leaving bruises only he gets to see. Imagines you crawling into his lap in the middle of a session, sinking down on him slow while the guards outside the door remain blissfully unaware. Your hands in his short hair, nails scraping his scalp, riding him while the cuffs rattle with every thrust.
She wants it. I can see it in the way she looks at me when she thinks I’m not paying attention. She gets wet thinking about the monster in orange. Dirty little therapist.
Simon exhales slowly through his nose, jaw tight behind the mask they let him keep. You lean forward slightly, concerned, asking if he’s all right.
He gives you the smallest smirk beneath the fabric, voice low and gravel-rough.
“Fine, doc. Just… thinkin’.”
In his mind he’s already fucking you against the wall of his cell, one hand over your mouth, the other gripping your hip hard enough to bruise, pounding into you until you forget every clinical term you ever learned, leaving you with only thoughts of him.
You have no idea how many times he’s imagined ruining you in this exact chair.
And he’s not planning on telling you..
Not yet, anyways.
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a/n: nonny who requested this bless you for getting me out of my writers block funk <3
JUST A REMINDER...
Princess Correspondence goes out in an hour. This week has slightly darker themes. The men will show attachment in ways that can be controlling or toxic.
I don't want to surprise anyone with any triggers.
Thank you and enjoy 💜
falling asleep on accident for 6 hours and leon breaks into your fucking apartment bcs he thinks something happened and youre just sprawled on the couch dead to the world so he just sighs and tucks you in and starts figuring out how hes going to fix your door hinges. when you wake up you just start laughing at the ridiculousness and hes basically pouting because he was worried and you give him a long hug and baby him the rest of the night to make up for it. it will probably happen again. leon you poor worried baby

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you know, those things'll kill ya
imagine like femreader having a really high sex drive like just being really horny and needy around leon and. always wanting to jump him but he's getting old 😔 and tired so he puts her in her place (or smth, you can choose, i just had this idea of a freaked out reader and old leon)
✰ cw. 18+. established relationship. sex toy. overstimulation kinda. multiple orgasms (f!reader). unprotected p in v.
an. thank you so much for this request anon!! hope you like it <33
it had started reasonably enough. you'd tried, in your defense. you'd been good about it all week and it had been four days and you had needs and leon was right there and you'd asked nicely.
"i'm tired," he'd said, not looking up from his book.
"you're always tired lately."
"i'm getting old."
"you're not that old."
i love mockingg🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Licked the plate clean. Thank you 🙏
i think leon would love facetime and unfortunately be one of those people that always facetimes you instead of a phone call. he just wants to see your face. even if its just to ask a singular question. god forbid you set the phone down while doing something or point it somewhere else. he doesnt even have to say anything you can see the disappointment on his face when he cant see you
he will 100% insist on you staying on until you fall asleep and sometimes he dozes off after you've fallen asleep and when he wakes up he can see just the very edge of your sleeping face and your bedhead and he just thinks wow. what a gift technology is that i can wake up sort of next to my partner from miles away
HouseHusband Leon Kennedy: The Bird Feeder
In which Leon Kennedy uses his carpentry skills to prove he lives you
Words: 340
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You mentioned, once, over breakfast, that your favorite bird had started visiting the feeder.

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RE9!Leon Kennedy x Reader
Leon's just so cute it makes you wanna die, or make him die, you're not exactly sure.
based on this request
Since retiring after his return to Raccoon City, Leon has…changed. He no longer has to undergo strenuous training exercises at headquarters, and he definitely isn’t using the muscles gained there to fight mutant infected anymore. So, he may or may not have gainedalittleweight.
The only thing keeping him from wanting to take a pair of scissors and snip off the new pudge around his waist is the way it makes you feral. Like a rabid animal at the scent of fresh meat, you’re drawn to it whenever he takes his shirt off or wears an especially tight pair of boxers, the thick band digging into the handles of fat on his sides.
“You’re so–ugh–fucking cute,” you squeal, burying your head into his gut, nuzzling your nose against it. “I love you so much. Ugh! I love you, I love you, I love you.”
“Okay now,” he says, patting your head. “That’s enough.” It really isn’t.
He can’t exist in the kitchen, washing dishes, or fresh from a shower with a towel wrapped around his hips without you smacking his ass with a force he didn’t know you had in you. If he’s lying on his stomach, it’s a guaranteed bet that you’re pulling down his boxers and digging your bite into his glute, hard enough to take with you a piece of skin and muscle if you wanted.
And his cheeks. Once round and prominent when he was just starting his career, before his body was chiseled into a fighting machine of marble and stone, they have since hollowed, but not to the point of being completely unpinchable. He’s figured out that much, his face constantly being smooshed together between your thumb and the rest of your digits.
“So cute,” you squeak, gobbling up his lips. “I could literally eat your face off. I could skin it and eat it, Leon. I could literally rip it from your skull and eat it.”
What the fuck?
Why does he like that?