Space Catfish and Cinnamon Frog: A Star Wars Story

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

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Rhodians are the french people of star wars

@local-gonk-droid-union please confirm

My lawyer says I don’t have to answer this question

Your lawyer is JarJar Binks, argument dismissed

I’d like another lawyer

Sorry there’s a shortage

Your honour I’d like to represent myself in the court

The courts of Coruscant do not recognize the request! Please have your GUNGAN representative locked and loaded!

WELL I’VE GOT SOMETHING LOCKED AND LOADED AND ITS AIMED AT JAR JAR 🔫

I know pronounce you malewife and frenchman(not rhodian type) how do you plea?

Rhodians are the french people of star wars

@local-gonk-droid-union please confirm

My lawyer says I don’t have to answer this question

Your lawyer is JarJar Binks, argument dismissed

I’d like another lawyer

Sorry there’s a shortage

Your honour I’d like to represent myself in the court

The courts of Coruscant do not recognize the request! Please have your GUNGAN representative locked and loaded!

WELL I’VE GOT SOMETHING LOCKED AND LOADED AND ITS AIMED AT JAR JAR 🔫

I know pronounce you malewife and frenchman(not rhodian type) how do you plea?