i am not a fucking loser

kinda want a relationship, kinda never wanna get close to another person again

Why the hell does this captivate me.

Bats are weird

My temporary gig ended today so. Needed.

Okay, but that’s just a hilarious picture.

My temp-to-hire gig that I had been told was going permanent at the end of the month ended on Friday, so yeah, very needed.

I distrust people so much that I look both ways when crossing a one-way street.

I know I keep re blogging this and I will continue to whenever I see it.

We are magnificent

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

my heart hurts and i wish things werent this way

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

Welp

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying