Jank's Crib

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

gengar is the most sexual pokemon. easily.

I fucking hate those Mario Bros so much stop putting them in your Bowser art right now

I fucking hate those Mario Bros so much stop putting them in your Bowser art right now

What if it’s Bowser and Luigi making out sloppy style? Mario’s not there.

Do I have to fucking repeat myself destroy them both now

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it