♡Hambonez♡

Thank you for the clarification

Yeah I just got off the phone with the student council president and she said we gotta lock you in a room and beat you with hammers unt you die. What? I don't care if you're 23. It's the student council. You don't fuck with the student council. Now come with us please we have the perfect utility closet for this

Yeah she told us you were "useless" and "insolent" which is why we have the blue tarp set up everything cus we absolutely have to chop you up into tiny pieces with a chainsaw now. Huh? What gave you the impression that our job is "balancing budgets" sister we kill people. We straight up murder them. We also decide which clubs are officially recognized and we organize the annual bake sale but mainly we kill people. Yeah. President's orders.

Arthas in Lorderon's night club after coming back from Northerend, murdering his father and steam rolling through the city with his band of very dead men.

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

"wire play is so weird it's basically like ripping out organs" yes and if i couldn't feel pain or die of blood loss/infection i would also moan if someone played with my organs. next question

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible