yeah just call me guorble

the “best friend” is a myth that solely exists in television and literature as an attempt to convince the masses theres something wrong with them

oh to be swept off stage by a significantly proportioned cane

uncomfortably sexual thoughts about the blorbo

theyre doing minecraft roleplay in the chat of alan beckers lofi beats livestream

youve caught me at a time in my life in which i am standing alone surrounded by signs telling me im plural and regardless i continue to deny it day after day

all my alters are evil alters #evil

i know scientology is terrible and its ruined countless lives but the bridge to total freedom is so interesting to me. this is insane youve not made a religion youve made an rpg scaling system

fictitious lies from a fictitious person !

so called "mayonnaise thinkers" whenfree car:

oh my god in a few years time we're going to have toilets that you need an app to flush and theyre going to sell it as a good thing

17776 au where the satellites actually didnt just do that naturally and they actually like did some fnaf shit (robot body merging with human soul) with people that got sent to space in an attempt to see if it truly was impossible to die

not eating for too long: ouughhh im fucking dying not eating: meh eating food and drinking water: this is the peak of life drinked too much water and ate too much food: ouughhh im fucking dying

whenever someone takes a while typing its always like is this going to be an incident or a really nice happy times