yeah just call me guorble

fictitious lies from a fictitious person !

so called "mayonnaise thinkers" whenfree car:

oh my god in a few years time we're going to have toilets that you need an app to flush and theyre going to sell it as a good thing

17776 au where the satellites actually didnt just do that naturally and they actually like did some fnaf shit (robot body merging with human soul) with people that got sent to space in an attempt to see if it truly was impossible to die

not eating for too long: ouughhh im fucking dying not eating: meh eating food and drinking water: this is the peak of life drinked too much water and ate too much food: ouughhh im fucking dying

whenever someone takes a while typing its always like is this going to be an incident or a really nice happy times

i was standing on the stairs and for a second i deadass just forgot how to walk

just more fucking avocadoslop from these people

i hate applying for stuff "list any other skills/talents you have" i dont think i do

very confusing reply on my post that could easily be a bot account or someone that just isnt very wise at all. not sure how to move forward here

snoop dogg says only one person has ever outsmoked him and its tiny bug🐛

everyone likes to talk about if grace became an eridian so he could live longer but what if rocky became a human and was so overwhelmed by all his new senses and the beautiful world around him that it changed him forever

several blogs with minors dni talk about how much they viscerally hate minors and would kill a minor on sight and then they interact with several minors because they dont even check the bios of half the blogs they follow. its odd really