Why? Prove it.

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

fuck this is b a d

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

The what?

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

how do you delete someone elses post

I am in tears

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

This gotta be fake

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

I got to “vanish me poopum” and lost my mind. I’ve been cry laughing for about five minutes.

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

http://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article209031089.html 

Omg you added the mugshot! lmao

and i hope she get time

When i tell u I’m fucking CACKLING w/ my head titled back!!!!!!

This is my shit

Fav

Lmaooo

The truth in this whole post!!!

Lmfaoo spot on

Yo, the 3 reasons why Black people cant be possessed had me dying! 😂

This is just great lmao