the dragons when they're in a dungeon idk I'm too pretty to play dnd
Iām not too pretty to play dnd and I can confirm this is exactly what happens

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the dragons when they're in a dungeon idk I'm too pretty to play dnd
Iām not too pretty to play dnd and I can confirm this is exactly what happens

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Twilight 2020 cursed remake fan-cast
I got an ask saying āIf twilight was remade in 2020 who would be in the cast? Cursed answers onlyā I figured Iād just make it into a post. I can only put in ten photos as a time so bare with me. Thereās 46 people in the new cast (instead of making separate posts Iām just going to add each addition as a reblog I would recommend waiting to see the full cast)
Directed by: Taika Waititi
Edward:Ā John Mulaney (improvising all of his own lines and wearing full khaki)
Bella: Debby Ryan
Carlisle: Owen Wilson wearing this outfit
Esme: Martha Stewart
Rosalie: Jenna Marbles
Emmett: Julien Solomita
Alice: James Charles
Jasper: Robert Pattinson but how he looked in Good Time (yeah Iām casting Robert Pattinson in this)
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair
what the fuck
iām just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like
i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a childās hair!
it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didnāt approve of that look on a āgirlā, and insisted iād regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.
but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesnāt need to get any haircuts he doesnāt want.
so he starts growing it out, itās still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me itās getting long as if i donāt have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for āforcing a transgender lifestyleā over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.
he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpaās and tells me he didnāt Want the haircut.
i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.
tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of whatās on THEIR body! /rant
Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.
This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you canāt get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years.
but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and thatās where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.
Leave kids hair alone.
Iām going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their childrenās hair creep me the fuck out and Iām not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, āannoying talking dollā status.
I loved my daughterās long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut shortĀ ālike a boyā(she was four)Ā I took her to the salon and let her whack it off.Ā
The stylist was skeptical, āare you sure?ā and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girlĀ āare you sure you want it cut short?ā She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And itās been short ever since.)
Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred
there is a reason that so many of us whoāve experienced trauma will reclaim control over our bodies and our selves by cutting and dying our hair. itās part of us. itās part of our expression. thatās vitally important to people, especially kids, who are still early in the process of learning how they fit into the world around them.
i took a philosophy class my first year at community college, and it was the funnest shit ever - prof gave us a powerpoint and told us to fight with him when we disagreed so we could have discussions, then gave us his steam username so we could play racing games together. one time, he told us this story about a prof he had in grad school - guy was tenured, and apparently a great teacher. but he had this time built into his schedule where other profs would be in labs, experimenting, doing research, where he stood in his empty classroom with a warm cup of tea and stared out the window. for these 1.5 hour schedule blocks. and the administration would come to him and be likeĀ ādude, weāre not paying you to stare out the window, why arenāt you working?ā and heād say,Ā āi am working. iām a philosopher, itās my job to contemplate the world and life and thatās what Iām doing,ā and they couldnāt do shit cause he was tenured. and then every handful of years heād pop out a book that blew everybodyās tits off and theyād get a surge of new philosophy grads come to study with him and make the school a lot of money.
So yeah, i think thatās still what being a philosopher is like
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