Welcome to Chilladelphia

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

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*X-files theme*

*x files theme but played on a lute*

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

what is the january mood?

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

there was a g in this one too tho

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Me when I’m me: me

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

Their husband.