everything i feel is in something i have sung

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

ugh I didn’t get the state job I interviewed for that would’ve saved me from my current shitty job

update: got a different state job that's going to save me from my current shitty job

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"

I use "I stand corrected" a lot. The mild silliness of the outdated language makes it work for me.