The greatest boylooser

me and @twentytomidnight

@jamesmaybe me and you

Yes

ok I'm done infodumping in my previous reblogs but I LOVE HER SHE'S SO PRETTY wawa

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

The one with the light always on

I really appreciate that Dispatch from Waterboy’s POV is essentially a Wattpad story. You’re a clumsy protagonist with luck so bad you’re literally hit by a car on your way to a job interview (tragic backstory.) Once there, you meet the ML, a hero of yours who insists on tying your tie and climbs into your lap in an unnecessarily charged manner. This same hero corners you in a closet for a pep talk and half-naked in the shower, and it all culminates in you joining a team of heroes that saves the day. Truly YN’s greatest dream.

Plot twist, the game is just Hermans self insert, wattpad ah, fanfiction

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back