HELWA

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

You can lie when you name things

so much peace comes with staying home, staying lowkey & staying to yourself.

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

That wasn't very 🌿🐝🌙🌱🌻🍄🌲🌷☀️ of you.