Heat-Haze Days

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

Dude you have to listen to this DnD podcast the party has an edgy mean lesbian AND a melodramatic twink AND a muscle mommy AND a joke character. And get this: it's not good.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"