you can only srkpussy so much

ur a stripper at some middle of nowhere strip club just trying to get thru your wednesday night shift when these two lumberjacks come in and one of them looks only at ur face while handing you fives and tries to talk you into going to cosmetology night school while the other lumberjack stares off into the distance with the world-weary stare of a man who just lost his only love and says absolutely nothing while drinking 3 whiskeys at the same time. the tall lumberjack asks you to send his compliments to the chef for the buffalo dip as the short one starts crying but you end up making 40 bucks off them so its okay

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!

tumblr is social media for people who don't exist

In my heart of hearts, Eric kripke introduces Misha Collins to The Boys AS Castiel the Angel from SupernaturalTM and it’s an entire episode dedicated to Cas trying to figure out where the fuck he is because it’s not his earth?? And there’s typical The Boys stuff happening in snippets in the background but we’re only focused on Cas trying to hunt whatever monster brought him here or find Sam and Dean for help or contact Jack/Heaven/other angels. He interacts with Soldier Boy and Jarpad’s characters but not once is it acknowledged that they’re played by the same actors as Sam and Dean -they do, however, have a moment where Cas is lamenting about Dean specifically (not even outright saying blunt stuff like “oh he’s the love of my life” but just like. Gushing about him being a good guy and how stubborn he is and funny etc etc) and Soldier Boy makes some kind of comment about always being shocked that being gay is more accepted now and they have uncomfortably long eye contact about it as SB is bathed in bisexual lighting in a bar or something and then never speak about it again. The episode ends with Cas finding out that none of this is real and it’s a fever dream he’s been placed in by the Empty to stop him from being annoying again. Eric Kripke himself plays the shadow this time. The last few minutes of the episode are Jensen Ackles, now playing Dean Winchester, tearing the empty apart to rescue Cas. The credits roll and at the very end, after everything has faded to black, Rob Benedict’s voice over says “Previously on Supernatural,” thus revealing a SPN season 16 revival.

jestering in the court (the dash)

dean keeps one of castiel's old socks around as a cumsock

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao