Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
Heβs learned to open the lazy Susan and wonβt stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
Heβs been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM Iβm livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
Heβs not playing with it
Heβs eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didnβt know the extent heβd go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope οΏΌ
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah heβs fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other peopleβs stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6β2β
I am 5β5β
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. Itβs usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
