Lesbo Baggins

he’s mad that he can’t pee on people’s feet anymore

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

I think the best part of recent American politics was when Trump had COVID and was just making the most completely insane statements imaginable from being pumped full of like steroids and tiberium or some shit.

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

Ppl are dying Kim

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

nobody who's ever drawn or been a fan of a "tumblr sexyman" will ever be on the level of some 19th century artists with satan