bwoah

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections