dr. benton, i’m pregnant

Average 911 episode is like the team arrives on the scene for a 70 car pile up caused by a suicide bomber with amnesia or something and Athena has to commit police brutality to investigate his backstory, meanwhile Chimney is repelling down the side of a cliff to extract a woman who was cut in half or whatever, and Buck and Eddie are fighting because Eddie did something that Buck perceives as abandonment and Eddie is mad that Buck is mad, but they work together anyway to save a baby that's on fire, and then Eddie gets crushed by a motorcycle and Buck saves him and is like I'm so sorry I never meant it, it's just that, you matter, so much, to me... and Eddie is like It's okay Buck, let me put my hands on your shoulders in a very straight way. And Maddie is mogging in the background and Hen has her hands in man's entire chest cavity. And then the highway blows up

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

Gay Anthony Boyle and his diva hag wife just got married and they are being sooooo mean teenage girl best friends whispering to each other about you right in front of your face to the family consigliere and also they just propositioned him for a threesome I think

ao3 is gonna be down for 20 hours on the 26th is this the rapture they were talking about

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

you’re reading thirst tweets. bobby is being held hostage by the US military while they run unethical experiments on his rat diseased body. and you’re reading thirst tweets on buzzfeed.

pierre poilievre fumbled the bag so hard that not only did his party lose, he lost his own seat to a man who was running for the first time. thank you bruce fanjoy for allowing the funniest thing to happen.

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

you're gonna let a guy with dune 2021 midsommar and lalaland in his top 4 speak to you like that?