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styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
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Stranger Things
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todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins

η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation

#extradirty
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General Scrodinger was a tactical genius, able to always put his soldiers in a super position, nobody could predict where he was and where he was going simultaneously
Did you know? It's make a terrible comic day. Go make your terrible comic today!!!!
Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?
A
B
So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...
the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.
I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?
Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.
Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.
If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.
from @baddywronglegs
#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower
@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large
yeag.....
There are no worms under my skin, just birds. I got birds under my skin because the early bird gets the worm, and I was born ready.

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*voice of a girl whose been suffering from heat stress for over a week* yeah I've been really getting into slush puppies recently π
ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing
Karma
Shoulda Woulda Coulda βBuddha
βEdmund Conti
Regret is just temporally backwards desire, you'll never achieve nirvana that way, Buddha coulda woulda shoulda

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Not to get too cybernetic about it but human technological development is inherently enzymatic. It's all just developing ways of converting unusable compounds into useful ones. Flint knife? Enzyme. Bottle opener? Inorganic protein. Fractional distillation column? Basically mitochondria
I don't need to explain myself
Ksmvr of Chandrar
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I love this silly fucking book so goddamn much
Izrilian himbo stuns waiter by ordering in perfect Drathian

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*returning to my body after astral projecting into a worker bee's mind for the past several months* god I NEED drone pussy
i NEED