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If you don't like my post... GOOD it on purpose, I cultivate good vibe only here I am xianxia protagonist of tumler and you are evil spirit of hell, be forbidden from my exalted post

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creepymutelilbugger

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

cmarguel

Every time someone says she has no character development, or just dismisses the story entirely, I make a painting like this out of spite. "That'll show you!" I say to myself, not understanding entirely how I'm teaching anyone a lesson by making this.

It's fair if her development happens too slowly for your liking, because god knows it's slow as hell. But to say she has none? Extremely untrue. But also, it's shocking how many people think that her big character flaw is showing sympathy for goblins. Yeah that's not her flaw and if that's your metric for growth then okay, by that standard she never grows.

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sentient-mosquitoes

Finally got around to making art of the Titan himself and his bestie

brains-escaping-vats

God, I love how unhinged Yvlon Byers is. While at the same time being utterly convinced she is the sanest person in the room. And everyone around her is just scared shitless

Perfection

General Scrodinger was a tactical genius, able to always put his soldiers in a super position, nobody could predict where he was and where he was going simultaneously

dapper-lil-arts

Did you know? It's make a terrible comic day. Go make your terrible comic today!!!!

apolladay

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

heliophile-oxon

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

sufficientlylargen

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

earhartsease

from @baddywronglegs

#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

theshitpostcalligrapher

yeag.....

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There are no worms under my skin, just birds. I got birds under my skin because the early bird gets the worm, and I was born ready.

avakynx

#badlands chugs

*voice of a girl whose been suffering from heat stress for over a week* yeah I've been really getting into slush puppies recently 😅

kidzbopdeathgrips

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

assesofparnassus

Karma

Shoulda Woulda Coulda –Buddha

–Edmund Conti

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Regret is just temporally backwards desire, you'll never achieve nirvana that way, Buddha coulda woulda shoulda

#buddhism #shitpost

Not to get too cybernetic about it but human technological development is inherently enzymatic. It's all just developing ways of converting unusable compounds into useful ones. Flint knife? Enzyme. Bottle opener? Inorganic protein. Fractional distillation column? Basically mitochondria

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