Jackie Jude

Before I have to sign an NDA: providing tech support for billionaires sucks exactly as much as you would imagine.

We don't work directly with many billionaires but the ones that we do are uniformly whiny pissbabies who throw tantrums about totally normal tech stuff and try wheedle their way into free services by threatening to fire us if we don't give them free shit.

The problem is that every whiny pissbaby billionaire is perfectly willing to whine to the board members of companies and nonprofits we *do* want to work with, so if you fire the whiny billionaire as a client or get fired by a whiny billionaire as a service provider, it can destroy your business.

i have a worldview that goes against left and right beliefs not bc i am deeper and have moved beyond them but bc i am wrong and incoherent

I keep hearing John Green say he's retired from working and lemme just say John Green is the least retired retired person I've ever seen.

thank you for writing The Anthropocene Reviewed, it's my favorite nonfiction book of all time

israel has the right to defend itself from bake sales and arabic word shirts am jizzrael chai

I don't think we can cancel Graham Platner for sexting with adult women while dating his now-wife when Donald Trump is the president. Frankly, a politician who wants to fuck adults is a plus in my book.

why do gonk droid exist. whyd you give a battery a pair of legs and the ability to suffer. who the fuck makes these droids

they exist to be the cheapest option in Lego Star Wars

nothing makes me instantly seethe like seeing a gender select menu for an online form have Trans Woman as a separate option from Woman. like are you a real woman or a fake woman? fuck you.