first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.

Lmaoo

It's disrespectful

OP is applying the principle of “appear weak when you are strong” by rolling up to the topic with good opinions but also having the username “yandere clown”

I love that we're still learning shit about this world we're in. Spiders sing? Fish chirp and enjoy tummy rubs? Trees feed each other? Mushrooms can talk. Rats giggle. Crows play games. If you leave a hamster wheel in the woods, mice will run in it. And despite all focus on the contrary, if you leave a handful of human beings alone with the opportunity to do good and be kind, they will. I love this Fucking planet so damn much

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

horror story in which the narrator has a breakdown over the unspeakable otherworldly evil they witnessed but the reader slowly realizes they just saw a porcupine or something and didn’t know what it was

In Shrek 2, the king tells his wife that he has an "old crusade wound acting up" implying the existence of both the catholic church and islam in the shrek universe

Well that can be disproven given that a crusade can technically be any religion. There may be a religion in the Shrek universe that has the same righteous entitlement as the Catholic Church, but there is no proof that the Catholic Church actually exists.

Excuse me, that scene does not take place within Shrek 2, and thus arguably doesn’t count for the purposes of proving the existence of Catholicism within Shrek 2.

Oh, I'm so terribly sorry to have cited ORIGINAL SHREK to prove the existence of Catholicism within Shrek 2, which takes place ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS after the first movie.

real proud of Shrek for destroying the catholic church in just a few weeks

liking a character but lacking the brainpower to have any real coherent thought or clever analysis of them so your brain just kind of says their name over and over like a teen girl in a cheesy romance writing her crushes name over and over in glittery gel pen surrounded by hearts

@laliiinnmun​

ty for stealing this one much appreciated

As a member of the world’s SECOND oldest profession, I assure you this is just one of many ways the justice system is systematically fucked up.

Reblogging for that last post, because frankly, “what to do as a juror” is one of those things the schools should really be teaching us. Serving on a jury is one of the most powerful rights of citizenship and everyone should be educated in how to exercise it correctly.

I’ve been watching this game for a month now and at one point the comments voted to have op, local anarchychess celebrity and broke college student who doesn’t even own his own board (the one in the picture is his roommate’s), buy a chess clock on Amazon as a full in-game move, and then when he posted that he got it the comments section immediately voted to send it back. there was an elaborate fanfiction between two of the knights that established an ongoing relationship as a full in-game turn, the king is hanging upside down because he got banished into another dimension, one of the pieces got COVID and had to go into isolation with all the pieces around it at the time, and at one point they annexed a pop tart from a box they saw in the background for part of the board. like this looks like so much chaos that it’s hard to believe there ever was an order here but this was, in fact, a slow calculated destruction and from what I understand, op is going to 100 moves, or at least the comments section is insisting on it