German Sex Rave

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

nobody tell them it would impolite to bring it up

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

Anna Kendrick keeps it real

me

ride or die

In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.

I REMEMBER THAT STORY OMG WE ACTED IT OUT AND I GOT TO HIT THIS GUY ON THE HEAD WITH A FAKE LAMB LEG IT WAS FANTASTIC

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully