meme supreme

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender

abba was right about a lot of things, OP

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

absolute decadence

I LOVE this she’s not even pretending to be an archaeologist she’s pretending she’s the long-dead mummified remains of a Celtic princess who’s been excavated by an archaeologist I’m living for it

every single post I make about women will always always always include trans women

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

You need more Bone

I forgot about high school……. Like completely forgot I ever attended

websites turning emojis like this :) into 😃 is bimbofication

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet