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@jack-o-pumpkin
I have been authorized to make this account and since I've seen others find enjoyment in it, ive resolved that i would try the same.
The gentlemen in lab coats call me "SCP—███" but you may call me Pumpkin, or just P if it's more convenient.
I sincerely hope we can be in friendly terms with each other.
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get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.
My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...
oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—
I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.
yaya, same thing every time, grab a machete or a knife, i'll hold someone in a headlock and you can have at it. you also got the height which is useful in intimidation, you know ? you also gotta choose your preferred way of travel. mine's the ventilation system which is actually pretty easy once you get used to it! blood can get very sticky and annoying to remove but it's like, you're fine. you can have a bath or whatever people who are humans do. it's also a great way to destress, i can concur...
...I don't even believe i can find one just laying around, theres guards anyways a- and I would prefer not to be shot.
ahh, you'll be fine. i get shot at but you know. it's moreso instinct on their part. there's ALWAYS someone around, don't be a wuss, come on!! this'll be our chance to bond, and might be the only chance everrr... :(
I'm certain we will have more chances to bond, I really can't risk it... But i'll...be sure to cheer you on?
but you can. what if you go under disguise? you're almost 96's height, you'll look totally inconspicuous. who says there'll be any witnesses ?
I unfortunately have no idea who you're talking about...
get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.
My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...
oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—
I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.
yaya, same thing every time, grab a machete or a knife, i'll hold someone in a headlock and you can have at it. you also got the height which is useful in intimidation, you know ? you also gotta choose your preferred way of travel. mine's the ventilation system which is actually pretty easy once you get used to it! blood can get very sticky and annoying to remove but it's like, you're fine. you can have a bath or whatever people who are humans do. it's also a great way to destress, i can concur...
...I don't even believe i can find one just laying around, theres guards anyways a- and I would prefer not to be shot.
ahh, you'll be fine. i get shot at but you know. it's moreso instinct on their part. there's ALWAYS someone around, don't be a wuss, come on!! this'll be our chance to bond, and might be the only chance everrr... :(
I'm certain we will have more chances to bond, I really can't risk it... But i'll...be sure to cheer you on?
get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.
My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...
oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—
I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.
yaya, same thing every time, grab a machete or a knife, i'll hold someone in a headlock and you can have at it. you also got the height which is useful in intimidation, you know ? you also gotta choose your preferred way of travel. mine's the ventilation system which is actually pretty easy once you get used to it! blood can get very sticky and annoying to remove but it's like, you're fine. you can have a bath or whatever people who are humans do. it's also a great way to destress, i can concur...
...I don't even believe i can find one just laying around, theres guards anyways a- and I would prefer not to be shot.
get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.
My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...
oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—
I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.
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...You're kinda cute..
Such a shame that you're trapped in here too.
-Dr. P
@hotheadedbird
Oh, well, uhm— thank you. I must say that it is not that bad, they let me roam through some... Designate areas, it's almost the same situation i was in before aha...
It's fine, really.
Dr. P: How long have you been here?
The red headed doctor asks, almost curious about how someone like him ended up in this place.
Do you mean out of containment or in general? I'm afraid I'm not good with time but not too long ago in neither case, or at least I don't believe it's been that long.
What about you? You look tired.
"In general. I don't recall seeing you around before, then again, I barely pay attention these days.."
They mutter the last part quietly, dragging themselves to a nearby bench to sit. The comment about 'looking tired' reminded them of just how little rest they've received lately.
"I'm... I'm fine. It's nothing for you to worry about."
Oh, this is actually my first time roaming freely, hopefully knowing that you haven't been that distracted makes you feel better, ha.
Pumpkin tilts his head slightly, his eyes (or lack of) following Phoenix movements.
Are you sure? You don't look too well, m'a— sir?
Hello, it's nice to meet you. Are you perhaps a new employee? What role do you take in the Foundation?
...Wow, you're... Quite tall. Not that it's a bad thing, of course! I just, uhm... Couldn't help but notice.
- @the-medbay-doctor
It's a pleasure. I am... not sure, if I'm being honest, they've recently allowed me to roam certain designated areas and I've been helping staff whenever i can. The gentlemen in lab coats call an "SCP", whatever that means.
Ah, yes, would it make you more comfortable if i crouch while we talk? Many find my height to be... Intimidating and I don't wish to make you uncomfortable.
Ohh, I see... It's lovely to hear that you can roam almost freely, despite the status of an SCP. Usually it means no good for one's freedom, as far as I know.
What do you help the staff with? I'm pretty curious.
And um, no need, although thank you. I wouldn't want to force you to crouch... Doesn't seem like the most comfortable position to be in during a conversation...
Me too, i could swear i was gonna go insane if they kept me in that room for any longer! Hah...
Just small tasks really, moving and carrying objects, bringing them to the lovely ladies and gentlemen— Although, they did say they would give more tasks soon, i wonder what they could be.
You'd be surprised— I had to grow used to it because i spoke to children so much, i miss some of the little ones.
Awee...
You seem like a lovely gentleman yourself.
I hope that one of your next tasks can include working with children then. Perhaps the little ones on-site could use some company...
Much appreciated, that might be the kindest thing ive been told in my time so far.
I can only hope something like that will happen.
really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?
TRYING TO ACTUALLY WRITE HIS LORE FEELS LIKE THIS.
I cant do it no mo
...You're kinda cute..
Such a shame that you're trapped in here too.
-Dr. P
@hotheadedbird
Oh, well, uhm— thank you. I must say that it is not that bad, they let me roam through some... Designate areas, it's almost the same situation i was in before aha...
It's fine, really.
Dr. P: How long have you been here?
The red headed doctor asks, almost curious about how someone like him ended up in this place.
Do you mean out of containment or in general? I'm afraid I'm not good with time but not too long ago in neither case, or at least I don't believe it's been that long.
What about you? You look tired.
could you have been ANY less taller.
--@interviewing-seven
Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?
chop off your legs.
I— I'm afraid i can't do that.
no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.
He takes a step back.
I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.
[ hoooly shit. ]
Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .
I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.
why not. >_>
I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.
They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.
I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.
...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.
Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.
does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...
I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...
In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?
they'd probably like it a bit more if you weren't a... hm...
but why? this is how i make friends, unless you're turning me away?
[ <- sad face. satirically. ]
A corpse?
No, no! You seem like a- ah, lovely person, I'm just not very fond of, umh, violence?
no, i'd accept whatever from a corpse. there's just something else that is a glaaaaring issue.... [ ??looking him up and down. ]
if you think i'm being violent, then you'd probably sob at actual violence. :P
...I can't even believe that's your biggest problem.
You were threatening to rip my legs off? Last i knew that's a violent threat.
you're just guessing. hehe.
umm... no! that's just being playful. obviously!
Seriously? Because you seemed very genuine just a few minutes ago.
>_> ...
that's just banter. anomalous banter. you'd know this if you had friends.
[ ignore that the writer responded on the WRONG DAMN ACCOUNT!!!!! ]
....I just got here.
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could you have been ANY less taller.
--@interviewing-seven
Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?
chop off your legs.
I— I'm afraid i can't do that.
no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.
He takes a step back.
I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.
[ hoooly shit. ]
Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .
I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.
why not. >_>
I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.
They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.
I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.
...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.
Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.
does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...
I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...
In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?
they'd probably like it a bit more if you weren't a... hm...
but why? this is how i make friends, unless you're turning me away?
[ <- sad face. satirically. ]
A corpse?
No, no! You seem like a- ah, lovely person, I'm just not very fond of, umh, violence?
no, i'd accept whatever from a corpse. there's just something else that is a glaaaaring issue.... [ ??looking him up and down. ]
if you think i'm being violent, then you'd probably sob at actual violence. :P
...I can't even believe that's your biggest problem.
You were threatening to rip my legs off? Last i knew that's a violent threat.
you're just guessing. hehe.
umm... no! that's just being playful. obviously!
Seriously? Because you seemed very genuine just a few minutes ago.
could you have been ANY less taller.
--@interviewing-seven
Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?
chop off your legs.
I— I'm afraid i can't do that.
no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.
He takes a step back.
I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.
[ hoooly shit. ]
Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .
I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.
why not. >_>
I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.
They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.
I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.
...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.
Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.
does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...
I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...
In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?
they'd probably like it a bit more if you weren't a... hm...
but why? this is how i make friends, unless you're turning me away?
[ <- sad face. satirically. ]
A corpse?
No, no! You seem like a- ah, lovely person, I'm just not very fond of, umh, violence?
no, i'd accept whatever from a corpse. there's just something else that is a glaaaaring issue.... [ ??looking him up and down. ]
if you think i'm being violent, then you'd probably sob at actual violence. :P
...I can't even believe that's your biggest problem.
You were threatening to rip my legs off? Last i knew that's a violent threat.
could you have been ANY less taller.
--@interviewing-seven
Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?
chop off your legs.
I— I'm afraid i can't do that.
no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.
He takes a step back.
I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.
[ hoooly shit. ]
Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .
I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.
why not. >_>
I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.
They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.
I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.
...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.
Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.
does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...
I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...
In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?
they'd probably like it a bit more if you weren't a... hm...
but why? this is how i make friends, unless you're turning me away?
[ <- sad face. satirically. ]
A corpse?
No, no! You seem like a- ah, lovely person, I'm just not very fond of, umh, violence?
could you have been ANY less taller.
--@interviewing-seven
Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?
chop off your legs.
I— I'm afraid i can't do that.
no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.
He takes a step back.
I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.
[ hoooly shit. ]
Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .
I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.
why not. >_>
I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.
They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.
I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.
...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.
Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.
does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...
I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...
In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?
could you have been ANY less taller.
--@interviewing-seven
Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?
chop off your legs.
I— I'm afraid i can't do that.
no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.
He takes a step back.
I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.
[ hoooly shit. ]
Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .
I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.
why not. >_>
I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.
They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.
I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.
...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.
Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.
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I know I'm technically immortal, but i still don't exactly enjoy getting death threats. 😓
It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.
I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?
