time in a bottle

“Just because it’s about to be winter and it’s currently forty degrees outside, doesn’t mean I can’t drink iced coffee. Whoever tells you otherwise, is completely wrong and never had to sit through Mr. Wilsons droning on about pi. And not the good kind of pi.”

“There can be twelve inches of snow outside and I’d still be peacefully drinking my iced coffee. My mother can pry it out of my cold, dead hands.”