a little romance

&&. instagram : madivans uploaded a new video tagging @jaxondelmonico, @calebwildee

i regret every decision befriending these two but i also miss being in their dumbass presence

“you’re all rude as fuck. i should make new friends. what is anyone gonna do? we pay for it - sometimes. but it’s fine. you can, ‘cause i promised and i don’t break no promises.”

“Please, you’d be nowhere without us, working in the coffee shop but all alone without anyone to entertain you. Who else will annoy you at three in the morning with tiktoks? I can always count on you with your promises.”

“There can be twelve inches of snow outside and I’d still be peacefully drinking my iced coffee. My mother can pry it out of my cold, dead hands.”

“Exactly my point! I will gladly be drinking an iced coffee in the middle of a world ending blizzard and no one can stop me. It matches my cold heart.”

“everyone likes messin’ with me. it’s the rudest thing. sure, sure. free coffee. i don’t think anyone’s going to care, seeing as we all pretty much drink the coffee ourselves more than we sell it.”

“Because it’s fun to see you get riled up so quickly. I’m not sure that’s something you should put out in the open, but I won’t complain. I’m going to hold you to it.”

“Sounds like a fuckin’ nightmare. Any kind of math does, really. I make it a point to avoid it but without coffee? I’d probably just pterodactyl screech the entire class. In any case, are you getting your coffee from our lord and savior- The Lima Bean? Or are you being stupid and getting it from a shitty chain?”

“So there’s no chance of you doing my homework for me then? I am offended that you think I’d get coffee anywhere other than The Lima Bean. I’d break out into hives if I tried someone elses coffee.”

“I know it’s a general-person thing for some but I feel in my soul that this is a freakin’ Evans trait. It doesn’t matter the time of year- we all love iced coffee! With lil Sammy, I think if I didn’t have my daily large caramel I’d probably burst into tears at least twice. Caffeine equals sanity. Ew.. Pi. I never understood that concept. Then again, I also suck at anything school related.”

“I’m glad someone understands my thought process. I cannot function without it. Mom doesn’t understand my aversion to hot coffee, does Uncle Sam feel the same? Is it a their generation thing? The only Pi I like is the edible kind.”

“literally any time of year is the appropriate time for iced coffee. if anyone tells you otherwise, they are not the kind of people you want to be associated with.”

“Exactly, finally someone who feels the same way! It could be negative twenty outside and I’d still want an iced coffee.”

“i call like - everyone chick. wasn’t intended to offend, mads. i did just say i would be your coffee plug, didn’t i? i’m like opra, you get a coffee, you get a coffee! i gotchu.”

“I know, I just like messing with you. It’s fun. So if you’re like Oprah, that means the coffee is going to be free then?”

“chick - you’re talking to the guy who lives and inhales iced coffee. preachin’ to the choir here. but i can be your coffee plug now, workin’ at le bean has it’s perks.”

“I will ignore the fact that you called me ‘chick’ and not tell your girlfriend if you give me a discount on coffee.”