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what if animal crossing was made as a top-down pixel art game??

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Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it's wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

cyborg-furby

I feel like I'm crazy. They make such a big deal about rats stealing? Like they have options? What do you think would happen if a rat shows up at the food bank to feed his wife and kids? He'd be killed remi.

avaaste

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

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Very important information should you decide to visit my home! #cats

princesstigerbelle

that’s a blob with eyes

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objectlessondujour

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

musicalsilence

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

theocseason4

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

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People gathered around lava, Iceland.

bvrgundybxtch

Ants around BBQ sauce

pansexual-pied-piper

What is or isn't a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

"Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma" doesn't contain a slur, but "What are you, some kind of fag?" does.

"Queer studies", "the queer community" and "I'm queer"? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a "dirty queer"? Slur.

"Be gay, do crimes" and "He's gay" ≠ slur, but "Ew, that's so gay" = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking "q slur" bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren't using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

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oh-theatre

This is just your daily reminder that having ocd and being a perfectionist are not the same thing! And ocd isn’t just organizing ! Sincerely, a person with OCD

doctorslippery

Just drive, Chauffer-Boi. We’re partying.

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books-in-order

13/10 such a good boy

crunchbuttsteak

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

lookingforsarahjay

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

crunchbuttsteak

I’d have three nickels.

merry-kuroo

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

iamthecraftmaster

Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following

Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.

Snape is the one true god.

Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.

The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn't good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.

Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.

Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).

Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.

To be worthy of Snape, you need to be... basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don't be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.

The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines... shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.

keyofmgy

when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face

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