we're all in our private traps

im the grey bubbles

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking hoe and don’t care

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death. 

needing validation isn’t bad, needing reassurance from others isn’t bad, it’s ok to be clingy, it’s ok to be anxious and afraid and need these things, you are important and worth it

I’ve been using AdBlock for more than five years; I have no idea what the internet actually looks like.

I CANT RBELIEBE THI

what even is “the real college experience”?? is it crying?? is it netflix?? is it discovering an unknown temple in the middle of the campus??

I am🚫 not white sweetie(:. I 🙋 am a diverse🇬🇧 american 🇺🇸 human bean🌰 . My roots 🍃 go back to Greece. I am 2⃣0⃣% polish 1⃣0⃣% Irish 3⃣0⃣% greek 2⃣0⃣% cracker and 2⃣0⃣% mayonnaise. I am not 🚫 white. I am ✔️ 💯% diverse. So fuck your self sweetie(:.