Big Dog Mud Shack

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

The military has this neat ice rod / staff for heatstroke, it gets shoved up your ass to cool you down. it's rather effective from what I've gathered.

destiny is really like here is this fun space themed fps! look, you have this little buddy! isn’t he fun! cosmic powers are coming for the last of your species. fashion show! guardians are so silly. you are a dead thing. welcome to the city! we have fun little game modes for holidays! look at this funny mask that looks like this dude you know! all you will ever do is kill. this robot guy likes ramen and pranks! will you corrupt yourself to save those you love? go to the store and buy a funny little dance! we love to dance here!

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.

i'd sell my soul for a chance with sigourney weaver.

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.