Jessy

Fem! Severus Snape au btw

When choosing Harry's godfather, Lily brought up that for muggle is tradition to pick two godparents instead of one, because in case something happened they would be the ones taking custody of the kid, and so when James asks her who else she suggests..she says Snape without hesitation. And instead of arguing against it, James is surprisingly on board with the idea.

"No one can protect Harry better than those two", he admits reluctanty.

However, they keep Sevrina's status as godmother a secret from everyone except Dumbledore, who's the one to make it all official. The Order only knows of Sirius as the godfather...until the Potters are killed and Sirius is blamed for the murder, branded as traitor.

Dumbledore brings Snape to an Order meeting to reveal she's a spy, and also that she's Harry's godmother so now the boy is her responsability. She tries to argue, claiming that between her position among Death Eaters and also as teacher, she couldn't raise a child properly, but Dumbledore insists, and reminds her that she won't be alone in her task.

"We're sending him off to live with Lily's sister and her family. Being around his aunt will reinforce the protection Lily casted on him with her sacrifice. It's for the best. You just have to check up on him from time to time."

And Sevrina, knowing Petunia since they were kids and having the strong feeling that the woman is not going to be happy at all with the situation, has something to say.

"That woman dislikes magic with passion, and so does her husband. They already had a less-than-idea-relationship before...everything. Are you sure about this?"

"I'm aware they had their...disagreements over the years, but I believe Miss Petunia will find it in her heart to move past those and embrace her sister's son, specially after this tragedy."

Naturally, Snape didn't believe for a second that's what would happen, and of course, she was proven right eventually.

Office Worker Prowl! x DJ Jazz | The tired office worker prowl who no longer knows what to do with himself and suddenly a super inactive DJ appears who has noticed him, and his mission is to get him to dance no matter what, (he won't take no for an answer)

Boss/CEO Jazz x Secretary Prowl | Jazz, the attractive boss of a company (which he didn't name out of pure luck) since he just wants to live life but is forced to work in the family business, and the secretary Prowl, whom the parents of the former hire to see if she can stop their rebellious son (it goes as planned but with a few more surprises)

Catformer Jazz x Catformer Prowl | Prowl a pampered pedigree cat who loves to sunbathe in the huge window of his house and Jazz the stray and neglected cat who curiously escaped from some dogs ended up in the upper neighborhoods of Praxus, he snuck into Prowl's garden and saw him (He sadly saw the most beautiful thing in all the galaxies) then he began to walk every time he could to see him (Prowl's owners rejected Jazz until they saw how happy their pampered cat was with this other one and decided to adopt him)

⬇️original

Low key I'm just starting to get the hang on drawing these mechs, I've only ever drawn people and the very blocky shapes of these mechs are kinda tricky for me

So, best I can do is like, chunky mechs

• Always calling each other babe (which yeah, for danny why not? He calls everyone babe (mostly Steve though)). But Steve he only calls Danny babe

• Constantly going on dates (like it's rarely justified as case related, sometimes the ep just starts and they're just hiking or fishing or whatever for no specific reason)

• The CONSTANT touching (I think there are multiple compilations on tumblr of just them touching each other, like them cuddling on the couch or Steve caressing Danny's neck, or Danny slapping Steve’s ass, or the regular bicep grab or torso slap)

• The I Love You's (which are only justified as platonic with I Love You, bro or I Love You man (sometimes not even that))

• The spanish "Te amo" instead of "Te quiero" translation

• "You're my Danno" (like what?)

• The whole fact that the show starts on the premis that 2.5 min after meeting Danny, Steve just changes his whole life trajectory and accepts to run a task force he didn't even want in the first place

• The usual "Basically raising a kid together" thing (Well 2 kids in their case)

• Steve mentioning that he loves Danny very much and is kind of married to him whilst he's on date with a woman

• The Carguments (they literally coined the term (I think?))

• The sharing organs thing (There was no hesitation just "here take a piece of my liver!")

• The Couple's Therapy (literal couple's therapy, Steve "misread" the pamphlet or whatever (which had a couple piggyback riding on it))

• The constant clocking of the characters ("are you talking to your wife"; "they in love again"; "I don't understand, I thought they weren't together?"; "How long have you two been married?"; "ok you two lovebirds" etc etc..)

• The buying a restaurant together (but it being a clear metaphor for marriage and the characters constantly comparing it to a marriage or referencing it like it's a marriage)

• The always entering each other's houses without knocking

• The eye fucking

• "I would have gone with the gay thing.. to you know keep our covers"

• "I'll give you a hug, I'll give you a kiss, pick a base"

• Steve caressing Danny's hand and arm

• "What are you wearing?" said over the phone

• Steve remembering exactly when they met to the minute

• "If I didn't put my finger inside of you, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now!"

• Them dancing together at Kono's wedding (+"you don't have to dance with me tonight" at Max's goodbye party)

• Danny comparing himself being worried about Steve to Tani being worried about Junior when it is heavily implied that Tani & Junior are in love

• Steve being more interested in watching a movie than making out with his girlfriend (+Plus always getting interrupted by Danny and ending up cuddling with him)

• Steve comparing himself to Danny's ex wife (After getting offended that Danny didn't consider him when making retirement plans because he just assumed it was agreed that they would spend the rest of their lives together)

• Just vibes atp