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Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as āproblematicā in class and our professor was like, āThatās cool, but āproblematicā doesnāt really mean anything. It means that the thing youāre describing has a problem, and in and of itself thatās not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else itās not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like youāre trying to say that this is bad, but you donāt want to say ābad.ā Is that right?ā
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the ābadā thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, āIām uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.ā
Once we stopped calling things āproblematicā and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, āthatās racistā or āthatās misogynisticā or āew capitalism grossā out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, āUhhh... Iām not sure whatās so bad?ā and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I canāt help but think of this professor being like, āGood starting point, now letās get specific.ā I think when we have to commit to saying āthatās ___ā it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever weāre claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes itās art, and it should be full of problems, because thatās what art is.
Clarice Lispector, from a letter to Fernando Sabino featured in Why This World: A Biography of Clarice Lispector
COMPOSURE ā Stop. You've gotten too close to him. Your heart is pounding, and you can barely stand.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY ā Yes! Don't waste time. Grab him by anything. Better yet ā kiss him.
AUTHORITY ā The Lieutenant is a professional. He would never let this happen. Accept the fact that after this, he'll mock you for being such an incompetent officer.
VOLITION ā Keep yourself together. Turn it into a joke. No disaster will occur.
LOGIC ā If you step back now, you can say you tripped.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible ā Success] ā Kiss Kim Kitsuragi.

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no but like imagine being Pryce and having those super secret plans, and you want to involve Harry in it, then Jean comes back like so Harry has amnesia, allegedly. and you as Pryce think about how that is great because if he knew anything about the secret plans before, he won't tell anyone anything now for sure. probably very easy to manipulate him now too. and then Jean would go so I fired him. yeah my coworker. my superior. the guy who you wanted to include in your secret plan and for sure won't tell anyone about it is going to die. the guy with 16 or something years of service, who was taking drugs so he could work more, had the lowest kill count and most solved cases. the guy who was promoted twice which made me rise in the ranks with him. the police partner who i am allegedly close with. that guy? he has bullet wounds and an alcohol addiction which he is supposed to just quit cold turkey, he's in a shack in buttfuck nowhere with no medical service or any money. because he was having a 3-4 month long mental health episode and was mean to me. even though he just solved the case (did his job.) all going well boss. can I get a new partner pls. someone less annoying to work with. from the bloody murder police station. that has cops with high kill counts and John "Archetype" McCoy
this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s
Before I have to sign an NDA: providing tech support for billionaires sucks exactly as much as you would imagine.
We don't work directly with many billionaires but the ones that we do are uniformly whiny pissbabies who throw tantrums about totally normal tech stuff and try wheedle their way into free services by threatening to fire us if we don't give them free shit.
The problem is that every whiny pissbaby billionaire is perfectly willing to whine to the board members of companies and nonprofits we *do* want to work with, so if you fire the whiny billionaire as a client or get fired by a whiny billionaire as a service provider, it can destroy your business.
This the same with massive multinational corporations. Business owners get excited at the chance to work with them and see a potentially lucrative customer. They demand so much extra special treatment and labor that working with them destroys every business, hemorrhaging money, cutting quality standards to meet absurd demands. They ultimately end up taking cheapest, lowest profit option and receive it a massive discount, and never return or generate any other business down the line. It's fascinating how they all seem to be the worst people to work with on all levels, but company owners blind themselves to the risk, repeatedly. You'll see people walking around hollow eyed and numb, and it's because you did like a one word logo design for an Amazon subsidiary or sold copper wiring to Microsoft or whatever, everyone worked 100 hour work weeks for a month and they paid two shiny nickels for it. And they will not send business your way either, no chance, unless it's like, you're a company specialized in corporate accounting and it's some dude who wants you to print a t-shirt idea he thinks will make a billion dollars.
once you realize you donāt actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
Video games kinda suck at designing female heroes
In 2002, the photographer Howard Schatz published a photo collection called "Athlete" featuring pictures of, well, various top athletes from every sport and genre. These are some of the women he photographed, and the thing I want you to do in your head is compare the variety of humans that you're seeing here to the variety of humans you see in the cast list of your favourite video games.
These women are all in peak human condition for their fields - if you wanted to design a character who is tough and strong, these are the kinds of bodies you should look to for reference on what that looks like. You tell me how many video games or comics or movies or anime create their characters with even this limited variety in shape and size.
Of course, realism is not the end-all and be-all, fantasy characters don't need to be realistic, but if you are given the chance to make a character look like literally anything and justify it by "magic," and the only thing you do is reproduce the same 3 or 4 generically hot women over and over again, you are doing character design very poorly, in my opinion.
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āi wish this was in my cart and not someone elseās
you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet
if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs
i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever
"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon
"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon
"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war
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The Department of Education worked with the far-right Family Research Council to officially designate March 12th as Detrans Awareness Day last year. But what actually leads people to detransition? It's not regret, but social stigma, incited by the very figures who claim to protect detransitioners. I want to hear their stories describing how the current moral panic influenced their decisions.
We need a detrans awareness day, but not for the reasons these conservatives think we do. We need it so that people who detransitioned because they were treated like shit and thought the closet and living with dysphoria was preferable can actually speak about it...
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