jordyn

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

*leans forward until my nose touches the mirror* Sis, I love you, but you a whole dumbass

Stupidest Most Dumbest Fucking Bitch Alive (self diagnosed)

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second