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ayellowbirds

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

monicalknighton-deactivated2018

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

bbybnnydddyrbbt

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

samwiselastname

berries.

moonlightandmarble

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

zorkat

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

alexi-bear

Big Tofu

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rainbowcolouredshoes

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.

andthebluestblue

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

coolgaymac

imagine danny devito but like 6 feet tall

coolgaymac

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

hey do you accept constructive criticism on posts?

coolgaymac

absolutely not

irxnmanips

I just miss one direction

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dunsong

me: hey do you guys think you could actually fix the audio player it never works

tumblr staff: fuck off, have some rainbow text

uyfutdryjdyuflkjhb-deactivated2

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

capillaries-blog

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome

h-brook-writes

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back.

vol-au-ventbaudelaire

25 years of ads peeled away

A warning

tomorrow

Today

I like how everybody is paired off haha

larssonadam

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

itsacpsideblog

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

animentality

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

castiel--for--king

legotheeggo

arrghigiveup

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018

#pure

goaliesarethebest

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

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officialfist

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

the-pundertaker-deactivated2020

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

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pleatedjeans

clown-gf

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

blind3dbylight

thebootydiaries

no one: ur cute

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hijerking

being in an active group chat like

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