Skate Fast and Eat Ass

what are we out here doing

our best

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Big Tofu

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

imagine danny devito but like 6 feet tall

hey do you accept constructive criticism on posts?

absolutely not

I just miss one direction

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

A warning

tomorrow

Today

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#pure

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

no one: ur cute