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growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive

SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

I wanna kiss on the nose

@memeufacturing

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

I show this to my kids when talking about phases of matter and phase diagrams. Super useful!

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

#WHAT IF THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF LETTING CHEKOV HAVE COFFEE  #HE JUST BOUNCES ALL OVER THE BRIDGE  #SPOCK MERELY RAISES AN EYEBROW  MAKES A MENTAL NOTE TO ADJUST SETTINGS ON THE SHIP’S REPLICATORS SO THAT THEY AUTOMATICALLY DISPENSE DECAF WHEN RECOGNIZING CHEKOV’S VOICE  #BUT CHEKOV MAKES PUPPY FACES AT SULU SO THAT SULU ALWAYS ENDS UP ORDERING IT FOR HIM  #KIRK THINKS IT’S FUNNY AND JUST WATCHES ON FONDLY  #HE LETS CHEKOV BOUNCE ALL AROUND HIS CHAIR AND MAKES REFERENCES TO TIGGER THAT ARE COMPLETELY LOST ON SPOCK  #SPOCK IS TOTALLY NOT HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN WITH KIRK

#THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT ENSIGNS #IS ENSIGNS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS #THEIR TOPS ARE MADE OUT OF CURLS #AND THEIR BOTTOMS ARE MADE OUT OF SPRINGS #THEY’RE BOUNCY SPACEY FLOUNCY RUSSIAN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN #AND THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT ENSIGNS IS #ZEY CAN DO ZAT KEPTIN!

this is still top tier comedy today

i want to punch chris pine but a soft punch. open palm. gentel. a caress .i want to caress chrips pines face while i cry

WHAT IS THIS SHOW IT IS GOLD

😂😂😂

I need to catch up

I’m so happy that Constance got a critics choice nomination.

Show: Fresh Off the Boat (ABC)

omg. one of these is not lyk the others

I just took a nap while you were talking…with my eyes open 💀😂😂

THIS IS GOLDEN I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS, & I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP!!!

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH!!!