The Rapping Otaku

So Its a normal day I'm home from work texting back and forth with the misses (her still bein at her job) you know the weird shit that we call normal or "us"

When all of a sudden my other gf who happens to be hanging out with a friend of hers (who lives 6 minutes away from me) begins texting me also so I begin to expertly conduct two conversations at once

Until I then made a fatal mistake of sending a message to GF#1 meant for GF#2 and somehow GF#1's female senses went off as if something in her head was processing while listening to my dumbass try to explain it away

And I really tried too

A nigga really tried to tell this women my reason for texting her outta the blue

"I can't let you in my house let alone my room"

Was because my brother just said it in a freestyle and I thought it was hard

I'm sweating wondering how she gonna respond is she gonna text my other girl so many questions so little time for a nigga to reach the hyperbolic time chamber and lay low for a year

But I beIN the real nigga I am know I'm a stick with my story so I pull my final forbidden jutsu on her brain called turn it on younojutsu and it's fierce battle

And I'm masterfully tryna maneuver out of this tough situation until I fuçk up and say you can go ahead and text so-so I don't talk to her as anyway it was then GF#1 saw my message and went ghost and I assuming her brain completed processing (aka she texted her) decided to make a final stand and use my final shot and call that bitch a liar everything that came out her mouth was a lie but she saw thru my final attack and unleashed her greatest response

nobody cares .....ok