Slim Shakesy

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Poirot fam I'm watching the documentary and Inspector Japp's actor calling out the living arrangements between Poirot, Hastings and even Miss Lemon and saying he played Japp like he was suspicious that the three of them were hooking up has absolutely sent me

I just know "Etsy Witch" would have been a class in Dungeon Crawler Carl

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,