words and pictures

Marry that man

holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding

That looked screamed “HELP ME”

hey. hey. hey! hey!!?!???!!! *knocks over your lamp* *smokes all of your weed* *dehydrates all of your food*

how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from the National

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

most of you don’t even know what gaslighting is

chaotic neutral

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

wait what’s happening with April?

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

dance fucker dance

modern hieroglyphics