You wouldnt download a car

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

I don't think you should be allowed to call yourself a worked if you don't work 20hrs a day, 7 days a week

'm only a child. 'll work full days when I'm of age (12 years old). Un'il then me an' me mates ge' 8 h'ours to sleep each day.

Nick fuentes says you're a weak wussy

Is that so? I'll just tell the boss of the company store that you're slacking off for a little personal side project then

your cat was an honor to see in the window

"Skins" is the possibly the worst name we could've given to video game character skins.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

last night was a dead wife montage

my mind palace is not up to code