I write stuff

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

is this a safe space to admit Marko snapping the guys neck at the bonfire scene is hot 🫪

yes and let’s not pretend that the whole pete killing scene is not hot because holy fuck i couldn’t contain myself

worlds most insane and greatest line of dialogue has already been written and it was being human uk s2.8 after annie got exorcised when the gang is hiding in a safehouse from the conversion therapists (nina, george) and the police (mitchell) respectively and everyone is at least passively suicidal. nina doesn't know abt the police part bc to her mitchell just showed up to break them out of the facility but george is absolutely aware of what's going on he is just actively ignoring it bc he has bigger fish to fry. and the radio is playing and theyre talking about how there are still no leads on the perpetrators of the massacre and then mitchell is asking why the hell george hasnt confronted him when he so clearly is aware of what he did and george cuts him off and says "I can't be your confessor. I need you too much." and all of that aired in 2009 on bbc3 and like 15 people watched it and I still lose my mind every time I think about it years later

I love when vampires look like they’re in pure bliss after eating.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

The lion doesn’t concern himself with your racist holiday

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife