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drew the end of ch139 from 'if you don't become the main character, you'll die' bc i think its cute...heh..... (go read it)

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drew more of them bc ummmmmm. hehe

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Okay so I hijacked a persons post with a little summary of the Biblical allusions that are present in Wake up Dead Man (linked at the end of this post)

But I thought I’d make my own and yall feel free to add on or share anything that comes to mind:

1. Lazarus obviously was raised from the dead we hear reference to this throughout the movie i.e. Lazarus Door and Wicks’ whole ‘rising from the dead’ deal. BUT ALSO Lazarus a good friend of Jesus had 2 sisters Also very good friends with Jesus known as Mary and MARTHA.

And when Jesus visits their home, Mary sits at his feet with him and listens to his teachings being present with Jesus while Martha greets the guest and performs a lot of the formal tasks involved with receiving guests and is generally very busy getting the place in shape. She then complains about how Mary never does anything to help. To which Jesus responds by essentially saying that she doesn’t need to be so involved in all this formality and should just come sit as well, saying that Mary is doing the right thing.

I think it kind of shows how Martha gets so lost in the ceremony and the rules around ‘being the good girl’ that she loses sight of what is truly important. And all the labour she puts in, the hours of admin and paperwork, being essentially the backbone of the church all goes to waste in the end.

2. The story of the woman who is captured by the Pharisees and brought before Jesus in order here what he has to say (to clarify they don’t like him and are trying to get him to trip up). According to customs apparently she is to be stoned as punishment for being an adulterous woman. Jesus says nothing and starts writing something in the ground. He then looks up and says something essentially along the lines of “let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone” slowly the crowd dissipates and he continues writing on the ground and after a while he looks up at the woman and says “woman, where are they? Does no one condemn you?” And she says “no one” and then he goes “then I too shall not condemn you.” Which I feel applies to Grace and the entirety of wicks’ little conclave. Also that whole thing of Wicks pushing for a ‘walk out’ every week.

3. In terms of Grace and her lavish spending and being a worldly woman or what not. I believe the story of the Sinful woman is relevant. This I think is a just a few days before Jesus is crucified (spoilers for the non catholics - My boy JC dies… but not to worry! as they retcon this later) this woman who is presumed to be a prostitute or something basically and she takes a whole bottle of expensive perfume like truly extravagant stuff and anoints his feet (like she just douses his feet type sitch) and wipes it clean with her hair. The other disciples are like why are you wasting all that money what a gaudy display of wealth (especially Judas - who for those of you who don’t know is a jealous, money-hungry BITCH… yk biblically speaking. Even more so than their buddy Matthew, an actual tax collector who embezzled funds and took bribes and shit before they reformed him like a villain of the week situation). Jesus - who knows he’s gonna die and how he’s gonna die basically says “she’s just done a beautiful thing for me” and tells them not to speak ill of her as he considers this to be like preparing his body for his death yk like a funeral director. And while in most versions aka in Matthew, Mark and Luke’s gospel they don’t mention her by name and simply the sinful woman. BUT in John’s gospel he basically says that this woman who anoints Jesus’ feet is Mary of Bethany sister to Martha and Lazarus of Bethany…. So make of that what you will.

4. Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane begging God to let him not have to die and ultimately accepting his fate, before it all unfolds vs Jud begging in the church for a way out of this and ultimately deciding to go confess to a murder or two.

5. Samson trusting Martha with his life due to how much he loves her which ultimately leads to his undoing and Biblical Samson and Delilah. Except Martha is as scheming as Delilah but never thought Samson would end up hurt.

6. The Devils cast out of Mary Magdalene the same way the demonic perception of Grace is dispelled by Jud and Benoit uncovering the truth behind the ‘harlot whore’ destroying the church. @passingbypainfullyaware

Anything else I’m missing????

💬 1 🔁 6 ❤️ 34 · So a quick thing on Wake Up Dead Man! There's a few things I noticed due to being raised Catholic myself (blessed be my r

#I am paraphrasing he biblical stuff #But it’s essentially the same shit #knives out #biblical references #wake up dead man #jud duplenticy #benoit blanc #Martha Lazarus and Mary of Bethany #mary magdalene #Grace #at first I was like you named a character Martha but you had a Marta in the first movie and I was like WHY #because I was like ‘Delilah WAS RIGHT THERE’ yk #but then this sort of stuff all snapped into place and made plenty of sense

hermajestythebomb

So a quick thing on Wake Up Dead Man!

There's a few things I noticed due to being raised Catholic myself (blessed be my religious trauma) that nobody talks about.

The church this whole thing takes place in is a CATHOLIC church; why am I remarking this? Well, unlike protestant priests, The Catholic Clergy are FORBIDDEN from either marriage or sex.

A Reverend could have a wife and kids, a catholic priest CAN'T.

Thus; both Father Wicks (Prentice and Jefferson) had kids out of wedlock.

We're constantly bombarded with the image of The Harlot Whore, but it wasn't Grace who had kids while having a bow of chastity; it was her father, and then her son.

Neither men are chastised for breaking their bows AS CATHOLIC PRIESTS,NEITHER SHOULD HAVE CHILDREN AND THUS NEITHER IS IN A POSITION TO JUDGE WOMEN.

And more so in the case of Jeff, because the revelation that he BROKE his vows makes him want to say quits and run for an office, but there's the small issue that a Catholic priest CAN'T quit; they have to ask permision to their Diocese to retire (their Bishop), and the Bishop can either allow or deny their perrisher's request to retire.

So there he's commiting a double sin against his own vows as a priest.

So, to any devout catholic, Wicks themselves should've been already on their shit list; but they found it easier to hate on a woman who made NO vows of the sort.

All this to say Benoit was 100% right during the whole movie and the church was missogining the whole ass time.

iwontdoorhat

According to the story Prentiss was a widower and single father before he took up the priesthood. So that’s actually fine under Catholicism as the vow was taken after the fact.

Wicks however DID break the Catholic teachings by having sex before marriage (regardless of if he was or wasn’t a priest at the time)

Also if you know anything about Jesus he would never have stood for that type of misogyny.

John 8:1-11 When they find a woman guilty of adultery and bring her before Jesus as the teachings say women found guilty of adultery should be stoned or whatever (also you don’t commit adultery alone and they don’t bring the man over to Jesus which pisses me off personally)

He says Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to cast the stone.

And he writes a bunch of stuff on the ground (which I assume is a list of their sins because hilarious) as the crowd disperses and then he says:

“Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?

She replies “No one, sir,”

“Then neither do I condemn you, go and leave your life of sin”

And another one that feels relevant is the woman who anoints the feet of Jesus. She is a ‘sinful’ woman (I’m guessing this means prostitution in some way) who is chided by the disciples for ‘wasting expensive perfumes’ and being overly extravagant. (Which feels familiar with Graces storyline) but Jesus responds with “She has done a beautiful thing to me” in the passages Matthew 26:6-13. And later in the Gospel of John it’s written that this woman who anointed Jesus’ feet was Mary of Bethany sister of MARTHA and LAZARUS of Bethany (Familiar names indeed)

On a note about Lazarus, Mary and Martha there’s a bit of scripture that basically says that Jesus was super close and friendly with Lazarus, Martha and Mary. Like to the point where when Lazarus dies he goes and bloody resurrects him.

One day he visits Mary and Martha in their home and while Martha greets the guest, she gets very busy with a bunch of tasks and prepares lots of things to welcome their guest. (Which reminds me a lot of how dutiful Martha from WUDM was.)

But her Sister Mary sits by his side and listens to his teachings and when Martha complains that she doesn’t help her around the house and stuff Jesus is like just come sit down and stop fussing over all that formality. And the moral of that tale is supposed to be that you should stop getting lost in the ceremony of it all and just be open to the teachings of Jesus and be present in the moment.

#wake up dead man #benoit blanc #also Samson being undone by his love for Martha #like how biblical Samson is undone by his faith and trust in Delilah #for context I was raised in a religious household #I’m not particularly a big believer of all that tho #and definitely not a fan of the Catholic Church #as an institution #also sorry this analysis took on a life of its own #there are plenty of biblical references in the story #and I probably haven’t mentioned even half of them #I feel I may have hijacked this post #jud duplenticy #has a real Jesus energy you know like when he punches the Deacon or when he tells wicks he’s gonna cut him out like a cancer #it’s giving Jesus flipping tables #yk #also wanna point out that some people believe it was not Mary of Bethany who anointed his feet #I assume because they don’t think that she would have reason to turn to prostitution #but Jesus would literally make friends with everybody #Samaritans #criminals #tax collectors #the poor #the sick #the romans #the Jews #practically anyone #sinners and saints alike #lazarus #Martha and Mary of Bethany

perpetualfortitude

some guy: dude you're a crazy homicidal murderer

the single kindest, gentlest dude you've ever met that might be the reincarnation of jesus: yeah that sounds like me :( i'll confess

comicgeekscomicgeek

Best fictional detective/crime solver(s) for Benoit Blanc to team up with?

Assume Blanc is translated in a contextually appropriate fashion for different time periods as needed.

Who should Benoit Blanc team up with?

Batman (DC Comics)

Mystery, Inc. (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)

Charlie Cale (Poker Face)

Elsbeth Tascioni (Elsbeth)

Morgan Gillory (High Potential)

Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Sherlock Homes and Joan Watson (Elementary)

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (OG Sherlock Holmes)

Charles Haden Savage, Oliver Putnam, and Mabel Mora (Only Murders in the Buildin

Charlie Chan (Charlie Chan)

Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)

Someone else

Voting ended onJan 12

ayliastel

I need Benoit Blanc in the same room as Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster on my desk tomorrow 8 am SHARP.

iwontdoorhat

Oh your so right

#he would hate them #I need to see this.#oh Shawn would piss him off.#I need him and Gus to be suspects somehow and they become the marta/helen/jud of the story #I think this would be the “These people are so weird thank god I’m the only normal person here meme’’

comicgeekscomicgeek

Best fictional detective/crime solver(s) for Benoit Blanc to team up with?

Assume Blanc is translated in a contextually appropriate fashion for different time periods as needed.

Who should Benoit Blanc team up with?

Batman (DC Comics)

Mystery, Inc. (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)

Charlie Cale (Poker Face)

Elsbeth Tascioni (Elsbeth)

Morgan Gillory (High Potential)

Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Sherlock Homes and Joan Watson (Elementary)

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (OG Sherlock Holmes)

Charles Haden Savage, Oliver Putnam, and Mabel Mora (Only Murders in the Buildin

Charlie Chan (Charlie Chan)

Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)

Someone else

Voting ended onJan 12

iwontdoorhat

I wanna see him w Columbo. I don’t know why, I just think it would be cool. Like the both kinda do the same thing.

They latch onto a key party in the mystery and just follow them around.

Columbo, being a little shit follows the bad guy and rage baits him into a confession.

And Benoit finds the most daughter-coded character and follows them around like they are an accident prone little toddler about to confess to murder.

Like they clock into work, find their respective targets and solve the case in 20 minutes.

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A genuine faithful Christian man is now a minority worthy of being the main character of a Knives Out movie 🙏

#LMAOOO #I thought it was because he was probably in jail #or something for killing a guy????

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Me: I’m watching it for the plot.

The plot:

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New Years Resolutions:

1. Embrace the deception

2. Learn how to bend

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Short breakdown of 19 QLs from GMMTV 2025 lineup

trailers: playlist link

Dare you to death

joongdunk investigating crime and murders

Head 2 Head

keensea cursing each other out as Bad Buddy 2.0 but they are rich, in fashion school and one of them magically saw visions of their shared future

Burnout Syndrome

dewoffgun in a love triangle (or poly please). Dew is a fortune teller who reads Gun's future from his palm. Gun becomes a hired double for Off because Off doesn't want to go to meetings himself. Gun is an artist and draws Off in nude lots. dewoffgun as a messy love triangle of weird coworkers

Whale Store xoxo

milklove as a depressed grocery store keeper and her flirty regular customer who is a teacher and a repairgirl. side couple exes who get back together junemewnich

Only Friends Dream On

spinoff of Only Friends. jossgawin, earthmix and ohmleng are in a messy love hexagon on a theatre play set because all of them want someone who wants someone else in that 6 angled shape. Boston is back and hopefully here to fuck all of them. Earth as director, Mix as actor, Ohm as musician, Leng as actor, Joss as actor, Gawin as costume designer, Neo as Boston the play's photographer

That Summer

winnysatang: after being found guilty of a crime Winny gets sent to the countryside and finds unconscious Satang being washed ashore. Satang has amnesia and later turns out to be a prince. side couple Mond and Ryu

My Romance Scammer

ohmfluke and juniormark in a gay marriage scam show. two brothers Junior and Ohm make two high standing men Mark and Fluke fall in love with them in order to deceive them, marry them in 1 month and get their money. after rich dudes' lawyer tells them the divorce will cost them losing half of their assets if scammers don't sign special asset-saving divorce papers, it becomes a battle of who will outwit the other and which one will fall in love

Melody of Secrets

forcebook in a mystical horror with gore. Force is a criminologist assisting the police with murders, Book is his ex suffering from memory loss and no remembrance of who Force is. Jan as the sheriff and Boun is also there

Love you teacher

perthsanta as established boyfriends. Perth is very bad at being a primary school teacher and only works as one because his boyfriend Santa is a teacher too and is very good at it. Santa gets into an accident which causes him part time amnesia and reverts him back to a state of his 7 year old self half of the time. Perth has to regularly deal with taking care of a 7 year old (man)child which was his most hated thing to do

MU-TE-LUV

7 love stories about fortune. keensea as high school rivals who are destined to fall in love. queer group of kathoey friends played by Fluke, Neo, Yacht and Lego are serving looks around their high school and decide they also want to meet men so they make prayers to a mother's spirit about sending them some. ohmpleng as rival buddhist temple gangs' enemies to lovers. and some hets

Cat for Cash

firstkhao in a cat cafe bl. First is a debt collector and gets a power of talking to cats from a debtee who dies during his visit. when the deceased debtee's son Khaotung comes to sell the shop, First convinces him to keep the business running and become business partners. they fall in love in the process with their laps full of cats

Girl Rules

messy dykes and lesbian wrongs the series. girl version of Only Friends with namtanfilm, milklove and viewmim. Namtan is a director, Love is her coworker stylist and they have a one night stand. Film is Namtan's ex. Milk is a model and pursues Film and Love. Milk isn't Love's type. View claims to be straight but Mim seems to be set on breaking her egg. it's horny, messy and blissfully gay

Boys in love

all fresh faces in the sweetest most precious high school bl ever written. a top marks student has to tutor a zero braincell student who falls for him immediately and flirts relentlessly. a different loverboy who just got rejected falls in love at first sight with a dimply cute new student. papangpodd as teachers who are shipped by everyone at that school

My Magic Prophecy

jimmysea falling in love in countryside while danger is looming over them. Sea can see the future and starts having visions of his friend's older brother Jimmy. Jimmy is an ER doctor who gets targeted by someone and has to quickly disappear and lay low for some time. Sea brings him to countryside and they gradually fall in love. side couple franctee

A Dog and A Plane

taynew in a deeply silly crack bl. Tay's friends get in trouble and he offers New to make it up to him himself instead. New asks him to find out if his flight captain boyfriend is cheating. he is, but he pays Tay off to keep it quiet and shenanigans proceed. Marc accuses the side piece flight attendant Poon of being an asshole. all branded couples fall in love

Me and Thee

pondphuwin in a mafia-ish bl. shady billionaire/mafia Pond who was raised on corny mafia soap operas pursues model Santa, but photographer Phuwin gives him a piece of mind regarding manners and consent, so Pond asks him to teach him how to pursue Santa correctly. Santa's not-boyfriend Perth is upset. Pond learns more about Phuwin, falls in love and starts an extravagant pursuit. Est is very handsome as a bodyguard butler

Wu

nanisky bl or a bromance that surely looks like a bl. a fortune teller Sky offers a failed athlete Nani to be his assistant. their meeting was predestined and they have a string of fate tying them together

Memoir of Rati

greatinn period bl. Great and Inn meet while watching the same street play in early 20th century. Inn works as a translator for a westerner and a teacher of french for thai bureaucrats. Great is a noble who sweetly romances Inn, but the familial expectations come into the picture. aouboom side couple where servant Boom secretly beats his master Aou in an underground fight

Ticket To Heaven

geminifourth bl by P'Aof set in 1996. young protege of a pastor Fourth and a defiant boy who lost his faith Gemini. Gemini moves into the seminary area to be guided back on the right path after his mother went to jail. young love, repression, homophobia, catholic guilt, and the love defying everything

#so many fortune tellers this year #when gmm gets a concept they tend to stick with it lol

3llygat0r

both versions of silly trend jumping bc idt ive seen anyone do it yet. image id (thank you to nebulations!) + originals under the cut <3

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